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Fatty's at Theme Parks



Brightonia

New member
Dec 7, 2012
1,301
Sussex by the sea
So, I'm taking Mrs Brightonia and Brightonia Jr to Chessington on Saturday for the nippers birthday!

I am a bit on the podgy side and love a good ride me ;) saw on the website that most rides have a size restriction of a 51 inch chest, I just measured myself and i have a 48 inch chest and am 6ft 2 but i have very broad shoulders and very well built. Do you think I will struggle to get on the rides still or will I be ok?

Any other fatboys have any stories/issues etc???
 


SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member
Jul 31, 2012
11,702
Incommunicado
So, I'm taking Mrs Brightonia and Brightonia Jr to Chessington on Saturday for the nippers birthday!

I am a bit on the podgy side and love a good ride me ;) saw on the website that most rides have a size restriction of a 51 inch chest, I just measured myself and i have a 48 inch chest and am 6ft 2 but i have very broad shoulders and very well built. Do you think I will struggle to get on the rides still or will I be ok?

Any other fatboys have any stories/issues etc???

You look a bit like COG then:moo:
 




















albionite

Well-known member
May 20, 2009
2,753
You will be ok then, all about if the bar comes fully down into locking position . Broad shoulders just makes it a little uncomfortable
40 inch waist and gut is a little on a large side but not massive, because I'm broad it doesn't really make me look massive
 


Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
71,903
Living In a Box
If at a USA theme park normally 5th row and 3rd seat in from the right is the lard bucket, there is no shame in the queue for it either
 


















Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
How big is your cock? Not relevant, I'm just curious.
 






backson

Registered Mis-user
Jul 26, 2004
2,386
If at a USA theme park normally 5th row and 3rd seat in from the right is the lard bucket, there is no shame in the queue for it either

You'd also look positively anorexic compared to most other visitors out there as well
 



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