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Joke du Écosse



Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,371
West west west Sussex
This years 'Joke of the festival' is:-


I've just deleted all the German names from my phone...






...it's now Hans free.
 






Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,324
Uffern
They haven't got any Dutch or Scandinavian friends then? And how will that stop them crashing whilst driving? They really have not thought this through.


Hans is not a common name in Germany - it's not in the 100 most popular - so most people would not know many Hanses anyway. I don't think he'd have many to delete

[And it's not Joke du Écosse, as Écosse is feminine; so it should be Joke de l'Écosse]
 


ExmouthExile

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2005
1,799
Although I commend you for making the right decision on going hands free, I fail to see the logic in deleting all of your German friends, did they all upset you at once?
 




Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,865
Guiseley
Hans is not a common name in Germany - it's not in the 100 most popular - so most people would not know many Hanses anyway. I don't think he'd have many to delete

[And it's not Joke du Écosse, as Écosse is feminine; so it should be Joke de l'Écosse]

La blague de L'Écosse, non?
 


WhingForPresident

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NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2009
16,025
Marlborough
Pretty shit really.

The only one of the top 10 I found mildly amusing was: 2: Stewart Francis: “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... but enough about Kanye West.”

Maybe I'm just a miserable *******, who knows..
 






Not as good as the Milton Jones one tweeted yesterday:-

"Just sent someone to see the film Minions for me"

Still not as good as his "Militant feminists - I take my hat off to them. It really annoys them"
 




jimbob5

Banned
Sep 18, 2014
2,697
This years 'Joke of the festival' is:-


I've just deleted all the German names from my phone...






...it's now Hans free.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. HANS FREE! Hans is a German name. German names were deleted. hans sounds a bit like hands and you get hands free phones!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm only laughing cos I'm in Edinburgh and want to be popular …………………………………………. though it's not all that funny really is it.
 












jackanada

Well-known member
Jul 19, 2011
3,151
Brighton
What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
But Zippos are bit little lighters. They are far bigger than Clippers or Bics or any if the old styles of British petrol fueled lighters
 





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