Become Jermain Defoe's PA? £60k pa.

gripper stebson

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£60k per year

http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/...tm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4

This is the best bit:

ERRANDS
- Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc.

- Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean.

- Select and organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc

 

gripper stebson

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- Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New years etc.)

 

Stat Brother

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Oh finally a loose tangent I can hang this titbit on:-

Sunderland have the 8th highest wage bill in the Premier League.


Money well spent!!!

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Does he still play?

 

Molango's visa

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Sunderland are SO relegated . . . .

 

Return of the Rev

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The wife has be doing this identical job for the last 20 years in the rev household! Hope she not looking for back pay

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Seems he still plays for Sunderland. I'm surprised he can remain focused with all that shit going on. Maybe this explains why he never really made it in football terms?

 

Stat Brother

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He's hardly going to get decent staff for that money.
He's only prepared to pay a PA just 4 days of his own yearly salary.

 

cmonbarrybringonwoody!

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60k to be the defoes family skivvy. On call 24/7! I'm out.

 

Peter Grummit

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But you have to live in or near Sunderland!

PG

 

Triggaaar

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Return of the Rev said:

The wife has be doing this identical job for the last 20 years in the rev household! Hope she not looking for back pay

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If she handles posting on forums for you, you should sack her.

 

Nottseagull

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Stat Brother said:

He's hardly going to get decent staff for that money.
He's only prepared to pay a PA just 4 days of his own yearly salary.

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That's a bit like saying he should pay ten times the bill at the supermarket. £60K is way above the going rate for a semi-skilled job in Sunderland, so I imagine he'll be inundated with applicants.

 

wakeytom

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Herr Tubthumper said:

Does he still play?

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Sixth top scorer in the league so far and still a quality player in a very poor team

 

Doc Lynam

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-Help Jermain and family to breath as and when they can't be bothered and or forget.

 

Grombleton

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So he wants a PA, a Branding consultant, a PR team and a personal shopper....all for 60k?

**** right off.

 

Goldstone1976

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• Aug 25, 2015

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That is absolutely brilliant I've just forwarded the job description to my PA for her "...review, and consideration of how [she] can assist me more effectively." I'm looking forward to her reply...

 

Herr Tubthumper

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wakeytom said:

Sixth top scorer in the league so far

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I'm not sure if you're being serious or sarcastic.

 

mickybha

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P.A ? (personal arse wipe)

 

Herr Tubthumper

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Grombleton said:

So he wants a PA, a Branding consultant, a PR team and a personal shopper....all for 60k?

**** right off.

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That's exactly what I was thinking. This look more like a "look at me" as opposed to a serious job offer.

 

blue'n'white

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Job description involves "organising the family pets" !!
Anyway - no longer available so we can all breathe easy