People in Canada can't mention coffee without mentioning Tim Horton's yet there's no mention of it here at all. I think the OP needs a new dictaphone.
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Birdie Boy
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Perhaps he was astride a very small bomb and his nob is also very small so the upward explosion only hit his knackers and not his penis..
Bolton va va
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He might have been running & in mid stride when a bomb in the ground/land mine exploded beneath him & blew his balls off but missed his nob because it was swinging in the opposite direction due to the momentum of his running at the exact moment of explosion.
The only possible flaw in this theory, is the question of what set the bomb off, if he didn't stand on it.
The only possible flaw in this theory, is the question of what set the bomb off, if he didn't stand on it.
Postman Pat
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So to confirm, is ball-scratching and coffee drinking banned for the rest of the day, it seems a bit strange to have a dedicated time-slot for it.
2 hours for ball-scratching does seem excessive, I suggest all the members of the Canada Post Corporation should be checked out immediately for some medical condition.
2 hours for ball-scratching does seem excessive, I suggest all the members of the Canada Post Corporation should be checked out immediately for some medical condition.
This is sound advice; someone called Stumpy probably knows what he's talking about
Seagull on the wing
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Hang on here...he mentioned his balls were blown off...he never mentioned that his penis wasn't blown off...therefore he could be telling the truth that his balls were blown off....mind you,there are people would like their penis blown....
Winker
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I'm rather concerned he wasn't asked about his employment history, honesty, integrity etc. The idea of employing someone in a trusted environment such as the post office based purely on allergies and military service is a bit weird.
Vegas Seagull
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This is factually incorrect. As a longstanding member of the British Empire Tea became the mandatory drink for Post Office staff and remains so today
symyjym
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Caffeine allergy can give you delusions and hallucinations so maybe he imagined the whole thing.
Stumpy Tim
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They managed to save his legs
To blow off his testicles, the bomb would really blow off the entire bottom half of his body. I just can't see them saving the legs but not the testicles. Either way, it's highly suspicious and hiring him without thorough reference checking would be irresponsible
symyjym
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Are you speaking from experience, I have to guess there has to be a reason for calling yourself Stumpy
Stumpy Tim
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I don't like to talk about it [emoji22]Are you speaking from experience, I have to guess there has to be a reason for calling yourself Stumpy
symyjym
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Diego Napier
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I agree. I suspect that he was either born without them or they were bitten off during a sado-masochistic encounter that went a little further than anticipated.
Wrong-Direction
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How to ruin a jokeHmmm. I think the joke could be improved if you pointed out up front that Canada Post Office is also known as Postes Canada for us bi-linguists (oooh missus). Also, that it was formerly known as Royal Mail Canada so as to avoid any confusion for us old-timers.
In addition, I notice that the CPO hours are listed as 8 to 4. At least in the metropolitan Ottawa CPOs, the opening hours are 8 to 5, so Shirley some mistake here?
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
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I don't want to call you a liar but......I don't believe this for one second.
