WORST holiday destination you've ever had the misfortune to visit

Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm

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Jul 21, 2003

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Playing snooker

• Aug 15, 2015

• #1

Tenerife for me.

Went once. Never again.

 

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mothy

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Dec 30, 2012

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• Aug 15, 2015

• #2

Where in Tenerife?

Olu deniz turkey or lloret de mar for me

 

Juan Albion

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Jul 9, 2003

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Pontypool (Not THAT Pontypool, the one with the zo

• Aug 15, 2015

• #3

Gillingham

 

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Count Otto Black

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Jul 22, 2015

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• Aug 15, 2015

• #4

paris

 

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wigman

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Oct 10, 2006

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East Preston

• Aug 15, 2015

• #5

Bry Nylon said:

Tenerife for me.

Went once. Never again.

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Depends what part you visited,
I love it there.

 

Garage_Doors

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Jun 28, 2008

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Brighton

• Aug 15, 2015

• #6

Liked Tenerife, you must have gone to the wrong resort.
Corfu for me, shit place shit holiday.

 

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sir albion

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Jan 6, 2007

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SWINDON

• Aug 15, 2015

• #7

Thought pathos was shite to be honest

 

Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Aug 15, 2015

• #8

Skegness.

Freezing cold water, wet sand and full of Northerners.

 

spence

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Oct 15, 2014

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Crawley

• Aug 15, 2015

• #9

mothy said:

Where in Tenerife?

Olu deniz turkey or lloret de mar for me

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Olu Deniz you sure?

 

Deanbha

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Mar 27, 2008

2,312

Living in the real world.

• Aug 15, 2015

• #10

Tunisia or Pineda in Spain.

 

Guinness Boy

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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Aug 15, 2015

• #11

sir albion said:

Thought pathos was shite to be honest

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I went to Pathos on a wet Sunday. The taxi driver initially refused to put my bags in to the cab as they were stained with the tears I'd shed at the airport saying goodbye to my girlfriend, who was going to a freezing cold hospital on the ourskirts of Manchester to get her bunions looked at. When I got to my apartment, which was lacking in all luxury, I ate my single remaining mint and put on The Smiths while I read some Bennett.

 

Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003

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Playing snooker

• Aug 15, 2015

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Guinness Boy said:

Skegness.

Freezing cold water, wet sand and full of Northerners.

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spence

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Oct 15, 2014

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Crawley

• Aug 15, 2015

• #13

Never really had a bad holiday

 

Frutos

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Northumberland

• Aug 15, 2015

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Guinness Boy said:

I went to Pathos on a wet Sunday. The taxi driver initially refused to put my bags in to the cab as they were stained with the tears I'd shed at the airport saying goodbye to my girlfriend, who was going to a freezing cold hospital on the ourskirts of Manchester to get her bunions looked at. When I got to my apartment, which was lacking in all luxury, I ate my single remaining mint and put on The Smiths while I read some Bennett.

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I see what you've done there.

 

Blue3

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Jan 27, 2014

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Lancing

• Aug 15, 2015

• #15

Furtaventura

 

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Harry H

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Aug 11, 2010

978

• Aug 15, 2015

• #16

Brighton.

 

Butch Willykins

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Jun 17, 2011

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Shoreham-by-Sea

• Aug 15, 2015

• #17

Dubai

 

drew

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Oct 3, 2006

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Burgess Hill

• Aug 15, 2015

• #18

Los Cristianos in Tenerife. Utter shite. Liked Corfu (north of the island)

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Aug 15, 2015

• #19

Clacton. Utter shithole.

 

TSB

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Jul 7, 2003

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Lansdowne Place, Hove

• Aug 15, 2015

• #20

mothy said:

Olu deniz turkey

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Totally. What a HOLE