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    A song for Bong


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    For a weeks or two I've been thinking there has to be a song for Gaetan Bong based on The Strangler's 'Golden Brown' and thanks to @Koaste on Twitter who came up with the following brilliant lyrics.

    Gaetan Bong, tackles for fun
    Gaetan Bong, crosses for Hemed
    From Cameroon, this is his tune
    Never go wrong, with Gaetan Bong


    Anyone got any better suggestions?

    Can we get this one going for Fulham tomorrow?
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    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She loves a big black shlong
    And when she's shagging Beckham
    She dreams of Gaeten Bong

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    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She loves a big black shlong
    And when she's shagging Beckham
    She dreams of Gaeten Bong

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    Blimey, you're like a 'Posh Spice' Jukebox at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyperion View Post
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    Blimey, you're like a 'Posh Spice' Jukebox at the moment.
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    To the tune of Elton John's 'Your Song':

    It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
    I'm not one of those who can easily hide
    I don't have much money but boy if I did
    I'd buy a big house where we both could live


    If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
    Or a man who makes potions with my magical schlong
    I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
    My gift is my song and this one's for Bong


    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    It may be quite simple but now that it's done
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world


    I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
    Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
    But the sun's been quite kind and I stayed up till 8
    It's for people like you. Okay mate.


    So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
    You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
    Anyway the thing is what I really mean
    Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen


    And you can tell everybody this is your song
    I may be quite simple but I'm not bloody wrong
    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
    How wonderful life is while you're in the world


    I hope you don't mind
    I hope you don't mind that I put down in song
    How wonderful life is a bingee bingee bong.
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    Posh Spice is a slapper
    She loves a big black shlong
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    She dreams of Gaeten Bong

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    You never pass the Bong,
    You never pass the Bong,
    You never pass the Bong,
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    Gaetan Bong, tackles for fun
    Gaetan Bong,down our wing he runs
    From Cameroon, this is his tune
    Never go wrong, with Gaetan Bong

    Slight edit to the Strangler's one above
    Last edited by rool; 14-08-2015 at 09:21.
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    Start shouting Bong slowly then speed up whilst jumping up and down....

    Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong......
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