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Paul Reids Sock

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Nov 3, 2004
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Tough call, I do ruddy like bacon. And as with BG, available whenever I want it. The only foreplay is warming the oil and if you don't fancy it halfway through you can just throw it away until you do.
 








easynow

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Mar 17, 2013
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jakarta
Bacon is only better when it's wrapped around sausages on Christmas or when you're really hungover and need a grease carb boost .
 




dingodan

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Feb 16, 2011
10,080
Why can't I have sex with my bacon?
 










glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
is that fried,boiled or just laying there saying take me
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,381
West west west Sussex
Potentially the next American President:-



This @<a href="http://www.northstandchat.com/member.php?u=38" target="_blank">Beach Hut</a> is one of the many reasons why I said a while back 'Texas isn't actually a part of America'.
 
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Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
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Jul 25, 2005
10,847
on a pig farm
I Dunno, I've shagged a few pigs in my time.

Equally enjoyable id say,
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
19,782
Playing snooker
Tough call. Both are great with plenty of chopped liver and gravy.



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