PSYCHOTIC seagulls POISED to ruin CAKE competition......

Guinness Boy

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.....and it's all the fault of the EU

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz-...s-show-will-be-sabotaged-by-psychotic-seagull

Richard Desmond really is a t isn't he?

 

Surrey_Albion

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So NO ONE has actually had a cake stolen by a bird they just MIGHT, FFS!!

 

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It's migrant-related tosh in The Star, and property and weather in The Express.

 

happypig

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Do you get many seagulls in Berkshire, what with it not being near the sea ?

On a seagull related theme, one dropped a shite right in Mrs H's mouth once. Marvellous scenes

 

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happypig said:

Do you get many seagulls in Berkshire, what with it not being near the sea ?

On a seagull related theme, one dropped a shite right in Mrs H's mouth once. Marvellous scenes

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Seasidesage

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The EU really are a disgrace. When the people of Berkshire are not safe in their marques things are really out of control. I blame the French...

 

happypig

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Seasidesage said:

The EU really are a disgrace. When the people of Berkshire are not safe in their marques things are really out of control. I blame the French...

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It's all those immigrants, coming over here and doing the jobs no-one else wants. My Auntie never stops going on about "All them immigrants and asylum seekers FLOODING the place". Auntie lives in Newton St Cyres in rural Devon, a village that has never had anyone even remotely foreign even visit.

 

Surrey_Albion

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I was going to have a bbq today but I'm worried I may invaded by eastern Europeans, birds, a swarm of mildly angry bees or even butterfly's (however I've not seen many of them recently, they've probably been banned by some crazy EU law)