Should I spice up my sex life?

O

ofco8

Well-known member

May 18, 2007

2,387

Brighton

• Jul 22, 2015

• #1

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

 

Jack Straw

I look nothing like him!

Jul 7, 2003

6,874

Brighton. NOT KEMPTOWN!

• Jul 22, 2015

• #2

I'm nearly sixty years old, and thinking of getting a really young girl friend. There is the risk of a heart attack, but if she dies, she dies.

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Jul 22, 2015

• #3

After another average night of sex my wife said to me that she was fed up and wanted me to spice things up by being rough, tough and selfish. So the next night I came home from work, walked straight to the kitchen, grabbed her arm and pulled her upstairs. I threw her on the bed and said, "I'm rough". I then slapped her round the face and handcuffed her to the bed and said, "and I'm tough". Then I sat down at the end of the bed and had a w##k... "and I'm selfish."

 

KZNSeagull

Well-known member

Nov 26, 2007

19,792

Wolsingham, County Durham

• Jul 22, 2015

• #4

A little bit of strategically placed curry powder should do the trick.

 

B

BlockDpete

Well-known member

Oct 8, 2005

1,143

• Jul 22, 2015

• #5

ofco8 said:

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

Click to expand...

Thats the chap in Crawley.

Read this morning that he has been bad mouthing the cops, judiciary and everyone else involved on FB.

Police have arrested him, again.

Not the best idea prior to sentencing I would imagine.

 

GT49er

Well-known member

Feb 1, 2009

46,712

Gloucester

• Jul 22, 2015

• #6

ofco8 said:

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. His girl friend climbs onto the dashboard wearing only a bra and tee shirt. (Argus today)

They inevitably crash, she is dead and he is on the way to prison.

Perhaps.I'd better stick to my old routine!!!! At least I should keep out of trouble.

Click to expand...

Is that going out with a bang?

 

hart's shirt

Well-known member

Jul 8, 2003

10,157

Kitbag in Dubai

• Jul 22, 2015

• #7

ofco8 said:

Bloke drives with his trousers and underpants around his ankles.

Click to expand...

I'm surprised they even let him on the golf course.

 

B

Bombadier Botty

Complete Twaddle

Jun 2, 2008

3,258

• Jul 22, 2015

• #8

Over the drink drive limit, girlfriend dead and the remorseless plank still won't accept responsibility. Utter scum.

 

dazzer6666

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Mar 27, 2013

52,356

Burgess Hill

• Jul 22, 2015

• #9

hart's shirt said:

I'm surprised they even let him on the golf course.

Click to expand...

Standard forfeit for failing to reach the ladies tee