Florida man rapes alligator,

symyjym · Jul 18, 2015

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:

The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators

, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

http://www.18karatreggae.com/2015/07/15/florida-man-rapes-alligator-gets-arrested/

Ironic that his name was Darwin.

The Wizard · Jul 18, 2015

Prince Monolulu · Jul 18, 2015

At least the search for the culprit can be scaled down now. Have they taken a cayman sample for evidence?

DarrenFreemansPerm · Jul 18, 2015

He obviously just wanted to get his crocks off...

symyjym · Jul 18, 2015

It may just be an Allegation.

Mr Bridger · Jul 18, 2015

He thought it was his Lacoste sleeping bag.

Stat Brother · Jul 18, 2015

Going down the route of 'weird stories from Florida', is like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2015/4/30/Flakka-Florida-Drug.html

Codner pharmaceuticals · Jul 18, 2015

Cold blooded attack

Hugo Rune · Jul 18, 2015

There is no excuse for rape. So the gator tried to eat him, what an exaggeration, sounds like handbags to me!

Whitechapel · Jul 18, 2015

I genuinely don't know if I should be appalled or impressed at this.

He RAPED an ALLIGATOR.

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Jul 18, 2015

I hope he made it snappy.

Wellesley · Jul 18, 2015

Whitechapel said:
I genuinely don't know if I should be appalled or impressed at this.

He RAPED an ALLIGATOR.

Reagulls · Jul 18, 2015

Sounds like a croc of sh*t to me!

Meade's Ball · Jul 18, 2015

If i had the same mindset as this chap i'd have to find a way to rape a bee that was a repeat offender against me - yes i know they can only sting once but that doesn't me they can't be more than an annoyance with their little pointers - back in 2003. Some former girlfriends might indeed say that i would find that possible, but i tend to think i'd have to hire a mad-minded scientist to enable the vengeful act to take place, again and again over a two week period, in the lubed and funnelled butt of my buzzing nemesis.

Hyperion · Jul 18, 2015

I hope it hasn't contracted Gator-Aids

The Andy Naylor Fan Club · Jul 18, 2015

Probably just handbags!!

symyjym · Jul 18, 2015

Meade's Ball said:
If i had the same mindset as this chap i'd have to find a way to rape a bee that was a repeat offender against me - yes i know they can only sting once but that doesn't me they can't be more than an annoyance with their little pointers - back in 2003. Some former girlfriends might indeed say that i would find that possible, but i tend to think i'd have to hire a mad-minded scientist to enable the vengeful act to take place, again and again over a two week period, in the lubed and funnelled butt of my buzzing nemesis.

No need for a mad-minded scientist, sticking it up your bottom would be the soluition to your revenge.

Dorset Seagull · Jul 18, 2015

Everything was fine until he asked the gator for a blow job!

BLOCK F · Jul 18, 2015

The film 'Deliverance' anybody? Bit of banjo music amongst all the interbreeding!

Pavilionaire · Jul 18, 2015

A criminal conviction for animal cruelty will come back to bite him on the bum.

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