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Who wants to be Gully?





Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
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fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Looks like fun.....however it's a feckin nightmare trapped inside one of those outfits. I once spent the best part of two days pretending to be a lovable dog. After a couple of hours I wanted to eat children! :nono:
 






Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
There's a vacancy.

http://www.seagulls.co.uk/news/article/matchday-furry-mascot-2550764.aspx

Brighton & Hove Albion Football Club are looking for an outgoing, creative and exuberant performer to become the club's official mascot on match days, joining the other mascots Sally and Sammy seagull. BHAFC are looking for an individual who is enthusiastic, passionate and keen for a challenge!
 


Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
£6.50 per hour to lark about and pose for photos. Easy money.
 






Marty___Mcfly

I see your wicked plan - I’m a junglist.
Sep 14, 2011
2,251
The auditions should be webcast and put to a public vote. Would be fun and mean that people would take ownership of Gully a bit more.
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
19,783
Playing snooker
The auditions should be webcast and put to a public vote. Would be fun and mean that people would take ownership of Gully a bit more.

"Take ownership of Gully a bit more"? Why on earth would anyone want to do that and what possible benefit could that bring? Perhaps we should all become fully engaged stakeholders in the Gully matchday experience. Going forward, of course...

:facepalm:
 


TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
I knew one of the previous Gullys. Good bloke. Led to believe that the club ****ed him about quite a bit on which occasions he was expected to be there and weren't great at keeping in touch during breaks.
I wonder if Barbs is conducting the interviews?
 








Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,381
West west west Sussex
I don't understand, how can a person be a giant seagull?
 




studio150

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2011
29,555
On the Border
I have been working on my YMCA actions all summer together with a wet gully dive in rainy conditions. I have also been photobombing on the front so after a quick refresher on ruffling children's hair I reckon I must be a front runner,
 




Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
I have been working on my YMCA actions all summer together with a wet gully dive in rainy conditions. I have also been photobombing on the front so after a quick refresher on ruffling children's hair I reckon I must be a front runner,

Don't forget all the high fives.
 






Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
55,575
Back in Sussex
Why is this bit of the specification marked as desirable and not essential?

"An accepted and valid Enhanced FA DBS (Disclosure and Barring Service/Criminal Background Check). This will be compulsory to complete for the successful candidate"

Compulsory but not essential?
 


Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patreon
Jul 11, 2003
73,381
West west west Sussex
Will part of the job involve having to take that strumpet and delinquent under your wing?
 



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