Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊

Best 'Bong' headline of the season 2015-16



Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
Talk about shooting fish in a barrel.

I certainly want to see 'Smoking Bong' after another man of the match display.
 

Hugo Rune

Well-known member
NSC Licker Extraordinaire
Feb 23, 2012
21,452
Brighton
The 'Smoking Bong' headline is as versatile as it is good. Unfortunately, it could lead to some rather unpleasant headlines if our new signing steps out of line:

Sex tape scandal as two south coast honeypots are filmed 'smoking the Bong' with the Seagulls's new African sensation.
 

Thunder Bolt

Ordinary Supporter
Bong bangs in a goal.
If that's a headline several times this season, it won't get better than that.
 

MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,681
When we scrape a 1-0 with a late GB goal to kick off Easter Weekend: "BONG Good Friday"

When GB produces a MoM performance with a hattrick: "King BONG"

When GB is interviewed about his improved fitness during the campaign due to a new regime: "Harder Better Faster BONGER"
 


Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
24,865
Guiseley
Bong takes a hit - after getting flattened by some thug, probably playing for Sheffield Wednesday :lol: then getting sent off for simulating.
Bong makes it higher - after an even worse penalty miss than Ulloa.
Joint top scorers - Bong and Zamora both on 27 goals at the end of the season.
 


S'hampton Seagull

Well-known member
Oct 12, 2003
6,796
Southampton
[Insert oppo name] takes hit from Bong

If he scores a winner this is bound to appear
 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation
Oct 2, 2013
10,201
The Race Hill
A 12" mix of his fan chant will be released, creating enormous sales and income for the club.

A longa Bonga songa wonga mix_master-1255.gif

Barber IN.
 


Nathan

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2010
3,749
Bong on Song. - has a great game

Long Bong Goal. - scores a long range goal.

Bong Bong Bang! - scores 2 goals to win the game.
 


JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
10,800
Hassocks
Bong too strong - new signing outmuscles opposition forward.
 

Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
Bong bangs Brighton bird !

A kiss and tell exclusive from The Argus.
 

Albion and Premier League latest from Sky Sports

Paying the bills

Latest Discussions

Paying the bills

Paying the bills

Paying the bills


Top
Link Here