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Eddie Izzard thinks Palace will win the Premiership.....



Feb 23, 2009
23,015
Brighton factually.....
I think the man needs a reality check...........


'Palace will be champions' :FFSPuncheon

I have been a Crystal Palace fan since Uncle John took me to my first match at Selhurst Park in 1969 :wrong:. My worst moment as a Palace fan? That would have to be when we lost to Southampton in the FA Cup semi-final in 1976.

It was the Malcolm Allison era. I was really into it and he was rock and roll :rock:. He wore a fedora :safeway:, we were in the old Third Division. I was painting the door of the garage with my brother and listening to it on the radio. We lost 2-0... it was tragic. :lolol:
Recently we have had Tony Pulis and we thought 'wow' after he got to 11th :yawn:. Now we've just had the Alan Pardew season and he got to 10th :bla:. So on this basis we're just going to go up one place in the table a year and in fewer than 10 years' time... we'll be champions! :facepalm:
 










tip top

Kandidate
Jun 27, 2007
1,883
dunno I'm lost
So going bust twice isn't in his worst moments as a :shit: fan :facepalm:
 








Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
34,201
Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
They can win the Premiership all they like, just so long as they don't win the Premier League.

#PedantAlert
 






skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Despite Death Star Canteen, that's appalling from a Bexhill boy. We'll just have to watch it again.


 


skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
Followed by Cake or Death.

 




seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Was he on an acid trip when he said that ??? :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
 


spanish flair

Well-known member
Jan 30, 2014
2,349
Brighton
I think the man needs a reality check...........


'Palace will be champions'

Anything is possible with this bunch of ***** , today they are on the verge of paying £10 million for Yohan Cabaye on a £100,000 per week when only 5 years ago they were stealing other peoples money. Do you think it possible they might offer to pay any of their poor creditors back their money?
 


seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Anything is possible with this bunch of **** , today they are on the verge of paying £10 million for Yohan Cabaye on a £100,000 per week when only 5 years ago they were stealing other peoples money. Do you think it possible they might offer to pay any of their poor creditors back their money?

As explained before none of the creditors will be paid back because CPFC2010 have no obligation to do so.
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,822
Ruislip
I think the man needs a reality check...........


'Palace will be champions' :FFSPuncheon

I have been a Crystal Palace fan since Uncle John took me to my first match at Selhurst Park in 1969 :wrong:. My worst moment as a Palace fan? That would have to be when we lost to Southampton in the FA Cup semi-final in 1976.

It was the Malcolm Allison era. I was really into it and he was rock and roll :rock:. He wore a fedora :safeway:, we were in the old Third Division. I was painting the door of the garage with my brother and listening to it on the radio. We lost 2-0... it was tragic. :lolol:
Recently we have had Tony Pulis and we thought 'wow' after he got to 11th :yawn:. Now we've just had the Alan Pardew season and he got to 10th :bla:. So on this basis we're just going to go up one place in the table a year and in fewer than 10 years' time... we'll be champions! :facepalm:

Is this his new repertoire for the upcoming tour :cool:
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
It's amusing how many comedians follow Palace, must help with their routines I guess.
 


Se20

Banned
Oct 3, 2012
3,981
It's amusing how many comedians follow Palace, must help with their routines I guess.

What ever happened to good old Simon Fanshaw ?
He'd make a killing at the moment !
 


Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
10,957
Crawley
Eddie Izzard also thinks he looks good in a dress, he is wrong about that as well.
 






Dougie

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2012
5,705
Anything is possible with this bunch of ***** , today they are on the verge of paying £10 million for Yohan Cabaye on a £100,000 per week when only 5 years ago they were stealing other peoples money. Do you think it possible they might offer to pay any of their poor creditors back their money?

As soggy mentioned it's not cpfc2010 's debt . As for £100 k a week :)
 


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