Songs for Bong

Tarpon

Well-known member

Sep 12, 2013

3,785

BN1

• Jul 2, 2015

• #1

Go!

 

DarrenFreemansPerm

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sep 28, 2010

17,334

Shoreham

• Jul 2, 2015

• #2

Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves a big black dong,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Gaetan Bong

 

T

topdollar

New member

Mar 5, 2009

14

• Jul 2, 2015

• #3

A version of hits from the bong by Cyprus hill?

 

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub

Aug 21, 2005

43,690

Crap Town

• Jul 2, 2015

• #4

One Bong , we've only got one Bong

 

KJP

Well-known member

Mar 2, 2011

2,407

Goring-by-Sea

• Jul 2, 2015

• #5

Umbongo

 

Albion_Dave

Well-known member

Jul 4, 2011

2,108

Eastbourne

• Jul 2, 2015

• #6

Posh spice is a slapper
She likes a bit of tongue
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Gaetan Bong

 

smudge

Up the Albion!

Jul 8, 2003

7,361

On the ocean wave

• Jul 2, 2015

• #7

Gaeten Bong, Gaeten Bong,
Gaeten Gaeten Bong.
He's 6 foot long, he wears a thong,
Gaeten Gaeten Bong.

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

30,259

West, West, West Sussex

• Jul 2, 2015

• #8

[YT]DG1Z7E03cf0[/YT]

 

Dan Aitch

New member

May 31, 2013

2,287

• Jul 2, 2015

• #9

And you can tell everybody that, this is our Bo-o-ong.
He ma-ay play at left-back but, he is so stro-o-ong,
He plays for Brighton, he plays for Brighton,
And Hove Albio-o-on,
How wonderful life is, while we've got a Bong.

 

Mr Banana

Tedious chump

Aug 8, 2005

5,481

Standing in the way of control

• Jul 2, 2015

• #10

Surely Hits from the Bong. Play it every time he has a shot.

 

nwgull

Well-known member

Jul 25, 2003

13,737

Manchester

• Jul 2, 2015

• #11

Posh Spice is a slapper;
her minge kicks up a pong.
And when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Gaeten Bong.

 

A

albionite

Well-known member

May 20, 2009

2,753

• Jul 2, 2015

• #12

http://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs

 

Wilko

LUZZING chairs about

Sep 19, 2003

9,922

BN1

• Jul 2, 2015

• #13

Gaet Bong, Ba, Bong, Bong, Bong

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• Jul 2, 2015

• #14

Gotta be on the 'Get It On' - T. Rex theme Shirley?

 

Meade's Ball

Well-known member

Jul 7, 2003

13,612

Hither (sometimes Thither)

• Jul 2, 2015

• #15

And it appears to be a Bong
Appears to be a Bong
Appears to be a Bong time
Yes a Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong time before the dawn

Crosby, Stills and Nash

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer

NSC Patron

Aug 7, 2003

7,786

• Jul 2, 2015

• #16

[YT]sV0lKD3KPsc[/YT]

Ding Bong, you're not wrong!

 

B

backson

Registered Mis-user

Jul 26, 2004

2,386

• Jul 2, 2015

• #17

To the tune of News at Ten

Der de de der (Der Der der der de de)
De de de Der (der der der der de de)
De de
De de
De de
BONG!!!

I admit it needs a bit of work

 

Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs

Feb 25, 2013

4,436

Earth

• Jul 2, 2015

• #18

Something about his "schlong" has gotta be crowbarred in there somewhere.


Or

Do a poor mans baggies , jump up and down sing "bong" " bong" " bong"

 

jonny.rainbow

Well-known member

Oct 29, 2005

6,603

• Jul 2, 2015

• #19

Gae-ton Bong (al-right!)
Gae-ton Bong (al-right!)

It fits PERFECTLY.

 

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Jul 2, 2015

• #20

Sung by songstarter then he shouts the BINGs and the rest of the crowd join in on the BONG. Don't worry, you'll pick it up as we go along.

[songstarter] We sing this song for Gaetan Bong
[rest of crowd]We sing this song as we go along
[songstarter] I say bing you say...
[rest of crowd]bong
[songstarter] BING!.....
[rest of crowd]BONG!
[songstarter] BING....
[rest of crowd]BONG!
[songstarter] BIIIIIIINNNNNGGG......
[rest of crowd]BOOOOONNNNGGGG
[songstarter] BIIIIINNNNNGGG.......
[rest of crowd]BOOOOOONNNNGGG

[all] say we love Gaetan Bong!

...and repeat ad infinitum.

It' got a hip-hop feel to it, it's dead f*cking easy to remember and can get the crowd going. I commend my song to the house.