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    The sun shone ______________ the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ______________ in a very old ship, its ____________ already ridden with holes.

    The four ________________ members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid ______________ too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

    Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

    The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

    "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

    "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

    With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

    After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

    "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

    At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep.

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      We've had this before, I distinctly remember posting it, but here goes anyways with a starter for ten...

      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ______________ in a very old ship, its ____________ already ridden with holes.

      The four ________________ members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid ______________ too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep.
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its ____________ already ridden with holes.

      The four ________________ members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid ______________ too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep.
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its HULL already ridden with holes.

      The four ________________ members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid ______________ too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its HULL already ridden with holes.

      The four CREWE members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid ______________ too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its HULL already ridden with holes.

      The four CREWE members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid FORFAR too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second _______________ of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the _____________ and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as _______________ marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our __________ to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road _____________ us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they _____________ with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by ______________ 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its HULL already ridden with holes.

      The four CREWE members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid FORFAR too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second WEDNESDAY of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the ARSENAL and mutineed.

      Although they treated my ___________ they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as BLACKBURN marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our HEARTS to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road LEEDS us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they PRESTON with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by READING 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep
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      There had clearly been a fire as BLACKBURN marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the AYR. It broke our HEARTS to see the disarray.
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      The sun shone BRIGHTON the day my sister, my mother and myself set sail for the ORIENT in a very old ship, its HULL already ridden with holes.

      The four CREWE members who had been with the company for years were Don, Mont, Kirk and Bart (who unfortunately could not speak) Not having been paid FORFAR too long they were very unhappy and became disillusioned, and on the second WEDNESDAY of the voyage they obtained arms by breaking into the ARSENAL and mutineed.

      Although they treated my MOTHERWELL they did not take to my sister at all and ___________ adrift on a raft. I was terrified and hid in my cabin with the ____________ the door.

      The crew raided the larder, but all they found was some smelly ___________. So hungry were they ate almost the _____________. Then seeking to quench their thirst, they forced open the drinks cabinet. Finding that they did not ______________, they opted for a small drink of whiskey.

      "Right" said Kirk with ______________ in hand, "I'll climb up to the rigging to see if we can sight land"

      "Watch you don't ______________" said his mate. Meanwhile the others had found a ____________treasure. It was easy to open as the chain securing it had only one ________________. At this moment the ship began to sink. _____________ quickly. "Get ______________ deck to give me a hand" he shouted and together they lifted the ____________ to a raft.

      With mother and me, they drifted for days before seeing an island with a _____________.

      After locating the ______________ we went ashore to find that the island was uninhabited. There were signs however that someone had been there recently as a ___________ had been built next to the harbour. There had clearly been a fire as BLACKBURN marks were clearly visible on all the buildings and a horrible smell of smoke hung in the ___________. It broke our HEARTS to see the disarray.

      "I wonder where this road LEEDS us?" said Kirk, and although the crew were very tired they PRESTON with their search for survivors. Then we suddenly fell and found ourselves falling to the bottom of a deep pit with a ____________ of water at the bottom.

      At this moment I awoke! ____________ be any of you worried, it had all been a terrible nightmare, caused I think by READING 'Treasure Island' before I went to sleep

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