Seagull Phallacy Put To Bed

wellquickwoody

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #1

Some say a seagull cannot pooh whilst on the wing, others that they are one of the few birds that can. Well just watched one of our feathered fishy mascots drop one from about 20 feet above me, mostly missed me apart from a very small splash on my knee and a bit more on the patio. This comes after I copped a humdinger from one of the buggers outside the club shop late in last season, but I didn't see that one coming and so had the 'they can't do it whilst flying brigade' denying it was a mackerel aftershaved delinquent.

Don't let anyone tell you different folks, they can and do, if only we could train them when and where........

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #2

Remind us why they call you 'wellquick' again?

 

Notters

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #3

10x the number of bacteria per gram compared to human poo. Not a lot of people know that.

 

Guinness Boy

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #4

Notters said:

10x the number of bacteria per gram compared to human poo. Not a lot of people know that.

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Because they eat from BINS?

I'd also like to see the comparison with, say, me after a Garic Tikka Chilli Bhazaan and bottle of whisky

 

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ringmerseagulltoo

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• Jul 1, 2015

• #5

Don't see the connection with a Pallus. More like Anusy, but that might be a fallacy.

 

Norman Potting

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Jul 1, 2015

• #6

...Happened to me once, wife said "lucky i've got a bit of toilet paper in my bag", I said "don't be daft it'll be miles away by now". Boom, and indeed, tish.