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How many long running jokes does NSC have



WATFORD zero

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NSC Patreon
Jul 10, 2003
25,651
Off the top of my head -

Michael Owen and Kanchelskis
fixtu........
Wheel loose
HB&B the journalist
Shoreham having a posh end
FFS Murray
Enrest
Every time the adverts come on it's 'Who Killed the F*ing Zutons'

Others ???
 
















SweatyMexican

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Mar 31, 2013
4,099








Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
My Cod! Did you start this thread just for the Halibut?
 




Acker79

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Nov 15, 2008
31,762
Brighton
As a relative newbie, could someone explain "fixtures"?

One year when the fixture list came out, lots of people started threads on them. So now, any repeat thread is met with 'fixtures' - simply meaning it's already been posted.
 


hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai
Barnet Seagull's Joke de Jour
Easy 10's wind-ups
London Pompous and his stories of taking on the Palace top boys over games of Jenga and Kerplunk
Pictures of animals wearing costumes on Fridays
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Barnet Seagull's Joke de Jour
Easy 10's wind-ups
London Pompous and his stories of taking on the Palace top boys over games of Jenga and Kerplunk
Pictures of animals wearing costumes on Fridays

Hart's Shirt Mom thread :wink:
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Please stay off the pitch after the final whistle while Sam and the boys do a lap of honour
 




Cosmic Joker

The Motorik
Apr 14, 2010
563
Chichester
Crodonilson's sky sports-esque persona
Ernest's winter coat
Thread "I've just lost / had stolen [item]" quickly followed by New Thread "Does anybody want to buy [identical item] I found?"
Can we/Let's Jamie him
I had to fold it in (Fireman Dan)
 









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