Song Ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش

TWOCHOICEStom

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Song Ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش

علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaw
علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaoooaaoaow
He is Iranian!
And plays for Albion!

Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش
Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش

علیرضا جهانبخش...,لیرضا جهانبخش will tear you apart again


I can't t think of any more that rhyme now, but do you have any super brilliant song ideas which are great?

 

SteveTheSeagull

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May as well put this thread to bed.

1) We don't like new songs
2) We won't bid against Celtic or Norwich

 

Bozza

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Doesn't scan.

 

Badger

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Oh, posh spice is a slapper
She loves a bit of جهانبخش
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of علیرضا جهانبخش

 

Blue Valkyrie

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Best forget this potential signing was ever mentioned.

I can't see us getting him given the other teams that are interested.

 

Marshy

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Blue Valkyrie said:

Best forget this potential signing was ever mentioned.

I can't see us getting him given the other teams that are interested.

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So we shouldnt even bother trying then.... just stick with what we have...

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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To the tune of the MACARENA

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Heeeeey علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Ayey!

 

Publius Ovidius

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Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
He comes from old Iran
He hates every American

 

Blue Valkyrie

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Marshy said:

So we shouldnt even bother trying then.... just stick with what we have...

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Not at all. The opposite, in fact - we absolutely should be trying.


This thread, however, is very premature, and to me it seems this is an unlikely signing, so little point in contemplating it too much at this stage.

 

Simster

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علیرضا جهانبخش Woaaaaah woaaaah
علیرضا جهانبخش Woaaaaah woaaaah
He came from NEC
To play for Norwich City

 

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seagulls4ever

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Persian Ali, Persian Ali
Woaaaaah
Persian Ali

 

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Nathan

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Posh spice is a slapper
She has a nasty rash
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Jahanbakhsh.

 

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DavidinSouthampton

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Paul Simon has written it for us - You can call me Al.

But who will play the nifty bass solo towards the end

And to counter all the nay-sayers, I have a feeling that this could happen..

 

Mattywerewolf

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He's just too hot for you
He's just too hot for you
Ali Jalfrezi
He's just too hot....

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Blue Valkyrie said:

Not at all. The opposite, in fact - we absolutely should be trying.


This thread, however, is very premature, and to me it seems this is an unlikely signing, so little point in contemplating it too much at this stage.

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But imagine if I'd waited until he signed and someone ELSE started a thread with song ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش. They could be the ones who can claim they started the song which we'll be singing to علیرضا جهانبخش at his Albion testimonial in 2025. I'm not taking that chance.

To the tune of "baby give it up"
Nanananananananana علیرضا جهانبخ علیرضا جهانبخش علیرضا جهانبخش!!

 

DavidinSouthampton

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Nathan said:

Posh spice is a slapper
She has a nasty rash
And when shes shagging Beckham
She things of Jahanbakhsh.

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Best one so far.

 

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Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper Ali Ja*mumble*mumble*mumble*

 

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علیرضا جهانبخش is a winger
He loves a mazy dribble
He's hard to write a song for
His name looks like a scribble

 

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severnside gull

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DavidinSouthampton said:

Paul Simon has written it for us - You can call me Al.

But who will play the nifty bass solo towards the end

And to counter all the nay-sayers, I have a feeling that this could happen..

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Easily the winner....... For practicality and for optimism.

 

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severnside gull

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Mattywerewolf said:

He's just too hot for you
He's just too hot for you
Ali Jalfrezi
He's just too hot....

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Why do I have a cringing feeling that if he signs he will end up with the nickname "Chicken"