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Song Ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش



TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,546
Brighton
Song Ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش

علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaw
علیرضا جهانبخش wooooaaaoooaaoaow
He is Iranian!
And plays for Albion!

Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش
Der der der der علیرضا جهانبخش

علیرضا جهانبخش...,لیرضا جهانبخش will tear you apart again


I can't t think of any more that rhyme now, but do you have any super brilliant song ideas which are great?
 


SteveTheSeagull

I AM A CRIPPLED ALICE FAN
Feb 14, 2015
458
May as well put this thread to bed.

1) We don't like new songs
2) We won't bid against Celtic or Norwich
 




Badger

NOT the Honey Badger
NSC Patreon
May 8, 2007
12,750
Toronto
Oh, posh spice is a slapper
She loves a bit of جهانبخش
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of علیرضا جهانبخش
 


Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
Best forget this potential signing was ever mentioned.

I can't see us getting him given the other teams that are interested.
 






TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,546
Brighton
To the tune of the MACARENA

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Heeeeey علیرضا جهانبخش‎
Ayey!
 


Publius Ovidius

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
45,919
at home
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
Xxxxxxxxxx. Woaaaaah woaaaah
He comes from old Iran
He hates every American
 




Blue Valkyrie

Not seen such Bravery!
Sep 1, 2012
32,165
Valhalla
So we shouldnt even bother trying then.... just stick with what we have...

Not at all. The opposite, in fact - we absolutely should be trying.


This thread, however, is very premature, and to me it seems this is an unlikely signing, so little point in contemplating it too much at this stage.
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,110
Surrey
علیرضا جهانبخش Woaaaaah woaaaah
علیرضا جهانبخش Woaaaaah woaaaah
He came from NEC
To play for Norwich City
 






Nathan

Well-known member
Jan 8, 2010
3,749
Posh spice is a slapper
She has a nasty rash
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Jahanbakhsh.
 
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DavidinSouthampton

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NSC Patreon
Jan 3, 2012
16,540
Paul Simon has written it for us - You can call me Al.

But who will play the nifty bass solo towards the end

And to counter all the nay-sayers, I have a feeling that this could happen..
 






TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,546
Brighton
Not at all. The opposite, in fact - we absolutely should be trying.


This thread, however, is very premature, and to me it seems this is an unlikely signing, so little point in contemplating it too much at this stage.

But imagine if I'd waited until he signed and someone ELSE started a thread with song ideas for علیرضا جهانبخش. They could be the ones who can claim they started the song which we'll be singing to علیرضا جهانبخش at his Albion testimonial in 2025. I'm not taking that chance.

To the tune of "baby give it up"
Nanananananananana علیرضا جهانبخ علیرضا جهانبخش علیرضا جهانبخش!!
 




matski_98

Well-known member
Apr 16, 2012
531
Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper sooper Ali
Sooper Ali Ja*mumble*mumble*mumble*
 


hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
61,094
Chandlers Ford
علیرضا جهانبخش is a winger
He loves a mazy dribble
He's hard to write a song for
His name looks like a scribble
 




severnside gull

Well-known member
May 16, 2007
24,540
By the seaside in West Somerset
Paul Simon has written it for us - You can call me Al.

But who will play the nifty bass solo towards the end

And to counter all the nay-sayers, I have a feeling that this could happen..

Easily the winner....... For practicality and for optimism. :thumbsup:
 





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