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Islamic preacher issues warning







Stat Brother

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NSC must always consist of 'The Big Board', there should never be any sub sections, split through football & non football.
NSC's very best asset is it's melting pot of thoughts, discussions and opinions.

With that in mind, is there any chance we can have an 'Islam' sub section?
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Lancing
Can't have a **** but ok to have sex with a 9 year old ? Ok then
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
42,808
Lancing
NSC must always consist of 'The Big Board', there should never be any sub sections, split through football & non football.
NSC's very best asset is it's melting pot of thoughts, discussions and opinions.

With that in mind, is there any chance we can have an 'Islam' sub section?

A Jihad sub section ? Good idea
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,646
West west west Sussex
A Jihad sub section ? Good idea
I'm a little annoyed with myself for not answering the customary (typed in a whinny voice):-

'Well you don't have to open it, do you'.
 




MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003
11,720
NSC must always consist of 'The Big Board', there should never be any sub sections, split through football & non football.
NSC's very best asset is it's melting pot of thoughts, discussions and opinions.

With that in mind, is there any chance we can have an 'Islam' sub section?

This is actually a good idea.
 










Elvis

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Mar 22, 2010
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Viva Las Hove
What about those of us skilful enough to be ambidextrous?
 








Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
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They do have some funny ideas don't they! It's quite similar to Christianity about 500 years ago.
 


Diablo

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At least this can be considered comical....I`m not worried about anything that they say will happen to me after death.....If they were threatening to behead wankers I imagine every man alive would be worried....
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,861
Worthing
They do have some funny ideas don't they! It's quite similar to Christianity about 500 years ago.

I made an Axminster carpet pregnant when I was 16 and a Wilton I was staying with had to be machine cleaned to be on the safe side.

I do think religion is funny, I really do.
 


Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat
NSC must always consist of 'The Big Board', there should never be any sub sections, split through football & non football.
NSC's very best asset is it's melting pot of thoughts, discussions and opinions.

With that in mind, is there any chance we can have an 'Islam' sub section?

Just a carlzeiss section would do it.
 






Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,861
Worthing
At least this can be considered comical....I`m not worried about anything that they say will happen to me after death.....If they were threatening to behead wankers I imagine every man alive would be worried....

There is a contraption in the Prague sex museum used in Victorian England that was wired up to young men whilst in bed so that if there was excessive movement to their little chap an alarm would ring in the parlour to alert the parents or the servants to as to what the poor lad was doing.
Anybody who has been there can vouch for this anti-******* device as well. It's not something you'd forget seeing.
 


Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
A bird tossed me off into a bonfire once. I'm not sure what connotations this will have for the afterlife.
 


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