What HAS happened to Dick Tight ?

Ernest · May 26, 2015

I was sat in the CLIFTONVILLE yesterday ENJOYING a LARGE Full English with TWO extra sausages and a SLICE of Black PUDDING when I looked over at Dick Tight's OLD shop and see it is going to BECOME another COFFEE and sandwich shop.

How SAD I thought that the ONCE most POWERFUL man at the Albion has become SILENT Knight.

What has happened to the POTLESS Pillock and his LAPDOGS ? I must admit I thought it FUNNY that the ELECTORATE of Hangleton did NOT want POODLE Perry on the council and who can BLAME them ?

Did anyone EVER manage to buy SHARES off of him ? All I can think of is he is SITTING in a VILLA in Marbella living OFF the proceeds of SELLING Withdean and the 1983 FA Cup Final CASH.

It would be nice of the club if they could do a TRIBUTE DVD of his GREATEST moments at the Club, like when he PROMISED to invest £2million in the club for players and instead put in ZERO, or when he SOLD season tickets for a GROUND not even BUILT, or when he was CHASED off the pitch after we got RELEGATED and had to LEG it like Bellotti did or my PERSONAL favourite the CCTV footage of when him and POODLE Perry SCARPERED off down Tongdean Lane with the BUCKETS of cash from the Chelsea Youth Cup MATCH.

In spite of EVERYTHING he did to the club I still want DICK more than the CORPORATE buffoons that RUN the club NOW.

Dick Tights Blue and White ARMY :albion2:

Blue Valkyrie · May 26, 2015

What about the LIFETIME away memberships he somehow convinced us to buy? That was some achievement :lolol:

Moshe Gariani · May 26, 2015

You have answered your own question.

The Chelsea Youth Cup proceeds kept him ticking over but he hit the jackpot when Tony Bloom bought The Withdean.

jay d · May 26, 2015

Last time I saw him was in dicks bar, he was having a piss in the cubical next to me. I thought shal I say hello, but thought it wasnt very apropiate

Stat Brother · May 26, 2015

Isn't TIGHT still waiting for YOU 2 pucker UP?

bhadebenhams · May 26, 2015

Dick Tight sacked Dean Wilkins filled the club with people with shady eyes and distroyed are premiership dream. His now going to wait for Bloom to go bust and BUY Flamer from him on the cheap with the cup final money and the sale proceeds of Jonny Dixon. Hes then going to use the West Upper as a start point for a giant water slide that goes all the way to the sea through Woodingdean finishing at the White Horse in Rottingdean where he will sell overpriced Ice Creams and MIVVIS from his van.

I read about it in the Argos. It mentions three foopball pitches so thats the GoldStone The Withdean and The Flamerso it must be true. Im like Columbo in these things very forinsic but I don't wear a mac

http://www.theargus.co.uk/archive/2...three_football_pitches_destined_for_Brighton/

Husty · May 26, 2015

bhadebenhams said:
Dick Tight sacked Dean Wilkins filled the club with people with shady eyes and distroyed are premiership dream. His now going to wait for Bloom to go bust and BUY Flamer from him on the cheap with the cup final money and the sale proceeds of Jonny Dixon. Hes then going to use the West Upper as a start point for a giant water slide that goes all the way to the sea through Woodingdean finishing at the White Horse in Rottingdean where he will sell overpriced Ice Creams and MIVVIS from his van.

I read about it in the Argos. It mentions three foopball pitches so thats the GoldStone The Withdean and The Flamerso it must be true. Im like Columbo in these things very forinsic but I don't wear a mac

http://www.theargus.co.uk/archive/2...three_football_pitches_destined_for_Brighton/

No description of your rapidly moistening gusset after mentioning Dean Wilkins? (delectable thighs!) For shame.

Publius Ovidius · May 26, 2015

Spoke to him yesterday on the seafront. Still chipper and looks lo be enjoying his retirement with his dog!

Ernest · May 26, 2015

granny weatherwax said:
Spoke to him yesterday on the seafront. Still chipper and looks lo be enjoying his retirement with his dog!

I forgot you were one of his LICKERS, I bet his dog was a POODLE

Pretty pink fairy · May 26, 2015

husty said:
no description of your rapidly moistening gusset after mentioning dean wilkins? (delectable thighs!) for shame.

moist mivvis .............. Enough said

regards
DR

Hampster Gull · May 26, 2015

Team Knight :thumbsup:

Publius Ovidius · May 26, 2015

Ernest said:
I forgot you were one of his LICKERS, I bet his dog was a POODLE

Of course I was. lots of us were, and still are.

No it isn't a poodle.

Barrel of Fun · May 26, 2015

I saw him in the Drove Way Tesco not so long ago and his card wouldn't work. Presumably the cup final money has dried up.

Barrel of Fun · May 26, 2015

granny weatherwax said:
Spoke to him yesterday on the seafront. Still chipper and looks lo be enjoying his retirement with his dog!

I hope that wasn't a snide reference to his lady friend.

Shame on you. Shame. On. You.

Goldstone1976 · May 26, 2015

Barrel of Fun said:
I hope that wasn't a snide reference to his lady friend.

Shame on you. Shame. On. You.

Yes, I was shocked at the reference to "his" too. It's 2015 - there's no need to attribute ownership of Dick's lady friend.

*Gullsworth* · May 26, 2015

Dick Knights Lick Army*

*I'm in!

Guinness Boy · May 26, 2015

Dick Tight and the Mivvi Lickers sounds like one of them exotic films from Amsterdam. I bet that would do the business on Ernest's sausage.

Dirk Lehmann's Python · May 26, 2015

There was an article in the Argus on him a few weeks back, he's moved to Haywards Heath, god knows why

Publius Ovidius · May 26, 2015

Barrel of Fun said:
I hope that wasn't a snide reference to his lady friend.

Shame on you. Shame. On. You.

What? It's a fecking four legged fluffy Scottie type. Dog...jeez

Your mind lives in the gutter and unbecoming of a uber moderator fan type thing

pornomagboy · May 27, 2015

He has been to nearly every whitehawk game this season, and he said its only his heart in the club atm

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