TubFest!

I've always been super envious of people who get to curate their own festival line-up. Must be a cool thing to do. And in the land of NSC anything is possible........so, you're allowed 5 current acts on your main stage and a smaller stage or dance tent for some niche stuff. And you have to give it a name. You can add some other festival trimmings as well if you like.

A pair of wellingtons and a plastic poncho to the person who comes up with the best event.

Blimey, anyone who manages a decent stab at this has WAY too much time on their hands. I've got about enough time to say that having Elbow on the main stage should me mandatory. It's like some kind of unwritten summer law, like drinking weak cider and cooking in the open. Minus points for anyone missing them off.