Non Binary?

Bold Seagull · May 19, 2015

Are you a binary or a non binary?

If you're not sure, then you're probably a non binary.

I reckon I am a binary generally, however have flirted with the idea of non binary, in a binary sort of way.

studio150 · May 19, 2015

100110011

Titanic · May 19, 2015

There are 10 types of people... those who understand binary and those who don't.

Prince Monolulu · May 19, 2015

A Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”

Bry Nylon · May 19, 2015

[edit] ...oh, repeated binary joke...

Acker79 · May 19, 2015

Amuse mathematicians in 10 easy steps

1 Make a list
10 use binary numbers

SIMMO SAYS · May 19, 2015

I remember sitting in front of Mr Rex our Maths teacher at Moulsecoomb School in the early seventies.
He used mints on wooden dowels to try to teach us this phenomenon - I soon realised I didn't give a feck.
This was soon after he beat me around the head with a board chalk rubber.

Westdene Seagull · May 19, 2015

Bold Seagull said:
Are you a binary or a non binary?

If you're not sure, then you're probably a non binary.

I reckon I am a binary generally, however have flirted with the idea of non binary, in a binary sort of way.

RACIST ... I think

Bry Nylon · May 19, 2015

SIMMO SAYS said:
I remember sitting in front of Mr Rex our Maths teacher at Moulsecoomb School in the early seventies.
He used mints on wooden dowels to try to teach us this phenomenon - I soon realised I didn't give a feck.
This was soon after he beat me around the head with a board chalk rubber.

Tough times. Especially as you'd only popped in to collect the kids.

The Legend that IS Lawro · May 19, 2015

SIMMO SAYS · May 19, 2015

Bry Nylon said:
Tough times. Especially as you'd only popped in to collect the kids.

Unfortunately I'm 58 so this was the first child abuse case at the school.
Correction the Sports bloke took great pleasure in battering my arse with his size ten slipper.
Found out later he died of a heart attack----I'm surprised they found he had a heart.

Pogue Mahone · May 19, 2015

Titanic said:
There are 10 types of people... those who understand binary and those who don't.

Very good.

Bold Seagull · May 19, 2015

So I'm not the only one that didn't realise that to describe oneself as 'non binary' is to say you do not fall into the accepted gender role of either male or female?

"fancy a bit of non binary tonight love?" :kiss:

Bry Nylon · May 19, 2015

SIMMO SAYS said:
Unfortunately I'm 58 so this was the first child abuse case at the school.
Correction the Sports bloke took great pleasure in battering my arse with his size ten slipper.
Found out later he died of a heart attack----I'm surprised they found he had a heart.

Mr Grayson, a maths master, made me drop my trousers and and pants in front of everybody so he could thrash my bare buttocks with a metre rule. Talk about humiliation.

That's the last time I go to a parents evening.

BN9 BHA · May 19, 2015

Bry Nylon said:
Mr Grayson, a maths master, made me drop my trousers and and pants in front of everybody so he could thrash my bare buttocks with a metre rule. Talk about humiliation.

That's the last time I go to a parents evening.

I haven't got a clue what this thread is about but it was worth reading just for that post!!

Machiavelli · May 20, 2015

Bold Seagull said:
Are you a binary or a non binary?

If you're not sure, then you're probably a non binary.

I reckon I am a binary generally, however have flirted with the idea of non binary, in a binary sort of way.

Posing questions like that, I suspect you are ...

desprateseagull · May 20, 2015

Can I be binary curious?

8ace · May 20, 2015

A letter G walks into a hexadecimal bar and the landlord says "why the wrong base?" :moo:

Badger · May 20, 2015

8ace said:
A letter G walks into a hexadecimal bar and the landlord says "why the wrong base?"

I like a proper GEEK joke.

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Buzzer · May 20, 2015

Bold Seagull said:
So I'm not the only one that didn't realise that to describe oneself as 'non binary' is to say you do not fall into the accepted gender role of either male or female?

"fancy a bit of non binary tonight love?"

I've given this some thought and it's quite a philosophical question. Assuming that 1 represents male role and 0 represents female role then all love-making is either 0-0, 0-1, 1-0 or 1-1*. I'll call this set of results the "Oscar Garcia Phenomenon". Where you have someone who can be either 0 or 1 can they be both at the same time during sexy-time? I think not. If say, you're doing it with a ladyboy and you move rapidly during your love-making from a giver to a givee then the result would obviously change just as quickly from 1-0, to 1-1 (The Hyypia effect) and if it were two ladyboys I guess it could move further to 0-1 and even 0-0 but I don't have the imagination to picture a scenario where someone can be both a 0 and a 1 at the same time with someone else. It would be like a Thai version of Schrodinger's Cat:

*There is an exception to this where the lovemaking is just a 1 by itself. This is known as a Pardew.

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