Advice for transporting a bed from Horsham to SE London.

Flex Your Head · May 13, 2015

I need to transport a single bed from Horsham to Beckenham at the weekend. Any suggestions for decent van hire, or a man with a van, or anything at all which is reliable and isn't going to break the bank please?

Thanks in advance :thumbsup:

TomandJerry · May 13, 2015

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Easy 10 · May 13, 2015

Some sort of flatbed lorry I'd have thought.

Lincoln Imp · May 13, 2015

Give me a moment. I'll sleep on it.

rool · May 13, 2015

I have used www.zipcar.co.uk on a couple of occasions but you'll need to register and have your driving licence verified before booking.

One day van hire shouldn't be too much and sure I have seen a van hire place near Elmers End.

Pavilionaire · May 13, 2015

Easy 10 said:
Some sort of flatbed lorry I'd have thought.

An Isnuzu?

chimneys · May 13, 2015

Cant the bed be dismantled? Would, alongside the mattress, easily then fit into an estate car, or possibly even a decent sized saloon, as per pretty much anything from Ikea.

Easy 10 · May 13, 2015

Pavilionaire said:
An Isnuzu?

Bless you.

smudge · May 13, 2015

You & your ilk deserve these answers.

Lethargic · May 13, 2015

Can you hire a Bedford truck?

WATFORD zero · May 13, 2015

Lethargic said:
Can you hire a Bedford truck?

Why would he hire a Bedford truck ? Shirley a Horsham or Beckenham truck would make more sense

symyjym · May 13, 2015

Just a few minor modificatons

AmexRuislip · May 13, 2015

Flex Your Head said:
I need to transport a single bed from Horsham to Beckenham at the weekend. Any suggestions for decent van hire, or a man with a van, or anything at all which is reliable and isn't going to break the bank please?

Thanks in advance

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vegster · May 13, 2015

Ring up Gaz from Supergrass....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjXgskUN50

Flex Your Head · May 13, 2015

rool said:
One day van hire shouldn't be too much and sure I have seen a van hire place near Elmers End.

Good shout - near Goals / Tesco / EE station and sensibly priced apparently. Cheers.

chimneys said:
Cant the bed be dismantled? Would, alongside the mattress, easily then fit into an estate car, or possibly even a decent sized saloon, as per pretty much anything from Ikea.

Only got a hatch-back

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smudge said:
You & your ilk deserve these answers.

Eh? What's my 'ilk'?

As for all who of you who posted the pics: comedy gold, up there with White Chicks, Jim Davidson and Miranda :glare:

Horsham Gull · May 13, 2015

you know there is tips in other places then CROYDUMP??

1066familyman · May 13, 2015

Want you want is a good old reliable car like...say...an Austin Allegro.

Next you'll be wanting a roof rack on top of that.

Hope for a weather forecast something along the lines of.... "unsettled, with the chance of shattered showers".

The latter ensures you'll be needing that sheet of old polythene, just in case, wrapped around the mattress with some orange, or blue, tatty old rope.

For full effect, ensure you do a bit of a "that'll do" job with the poltythene, thus creating that delightful sound and lots of smiles and pointing fingers from your fellow road users as you hurtle up the motorway with the polythene flapping vigorously in the wind.

Job's a good 'un! :thumbsup:

Good luck!, you may need it.

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