Well, you can have it if you can sort this shambolic merry-go-round out once and for all…
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/12916951.Brighton_and_Hove_City_Council__lays_down_welcome_mat_for_travellers_/
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/12916951.Brighton_and_Hove_City_Council__lays_down_welcome_mat_for_travellers_/