[Travel] The hot weather and Body Odour!

gregbrighton said:

People of Brighton and Hove and Sussex in general:

Please use an anti-perspirant spray / underarm deodorant! / talcum powder on your genital areas.

I was on the bus today and in the Co-op and the smell emanating from some people nearly made me spew!

There seemed to be a fair number of pensioners who could do with a wash, particularly those who try to mask it with some sickly nasty cheapo perfume presumably from the pound shop,

Come on people. Smell nice! Wash!

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Mustafa said:

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

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Prince Monolulu said:

Sounds a bit tasty if you ask me

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Mustafa said:

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

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Mustafa said:

I was on the bus during a hot day recently and a slightly obese woman sat next to me... but the odour that came from her was a mix of sweat, chafing cream and vaginal necrosis - I have never smelt anything like it. Ordinarily I would tolerate it to preserve her feelings, but I had to move, it was truly horrific.

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BensGrandad said:

At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.

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gregbrighton said:

People of Brighton and Hove and Sussex in general:

Please use an anti-perspirant spray / underarm deodorant! / talcum powder on your genital areas.

I was on the bus today and in the Co-op and the smell emanating from some people nearly made me spew!

There seemed to be a fair number of pensioners who could do with a wash, particularly those who try to mask it with some sickly nasty cheapo perfume presumably from the pound shop,

Come on people. Smell nice! Wash!

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BLOCK F said:

Wonderful description, Mustafa.
Glad I read about it and not experienced it!

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The Andy Naylor Fan Club said:

Lavender for the ladies.
TCP for the gents.

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BensGrandad said:

What was wrong with the old lifebuoy carbolic soap.

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sir albion said:

Plenty of these types watching the albion...Never seen so many scruffy middle aged rodents of late,bloody shocking.

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BensGrandad said:

At our pub in Guildford we had a cleaner started at 9.00am and cleaned the pub then at 11.00 when we opened had a bottle of guinness then walked to the British Legion club to work behind the bar until 3.00pm. When they closed she then went down to the Mary Rose drinking until we re opened at 5.30 then met her husband from work and went back to the legion until 10pm. She then returned to us until closing and then went home. Each change of venue or move was after going to the ladies and spraying herself with the cheapest possible deodorant. She did pen by closing time, but you could never tell her as she was such a lovely lady.

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