AmexRuislip
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Jurgen Klopp said today he has no intention of going to Man city.
However his brother Clipperty might be interested.
However his brother Clipperty might be interested.
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Biscuit Barrel
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AmexRuislip
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Sorry did not see that episode when joke was mentioned
ExmouthExile
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That can't be right, he's only got two sisters!
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
His parents must have realised that they'd named him after the noise a horse makes when it's walking along shirley?
Postman Pat
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Clipperty has no managerial experience and no qualifications so I would be very surprised if Man City were interested.
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
True alliteration would lead to his first name being Klipperty Shirley?
Does his brother have the requisite hairstyle?
Does his brother have the requisite hairstyle?
To be pedantic this joke would mean nothing to Germans as no doubt their translation for the noise of a horse's hooves will be completely different.
For instance when a German spills something or falls over he says not "Ooops!" but "Yyps!". A fart is "ein Furz" (sounds more lifelike). A journey is however "ein Fahrt". So "Have a Good Journey" translates to "Haben Sie ein guter Farht".. endless source of laffs.
For instance when a German spills something or falls over he says not "Ooops!" but "Yyps!". A fart is "ein Furz" (sounds more lifelike). A journey is however "ein Fahrt". So "Have a Good Journey" translates to "Haben Sie ein guter Farht".. endless source of laffs.
Have you ever lit one then?
AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit
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A lake over by Shöneberg on the Polska border is Die Fahrt. OTOH, the closest thing to a smelly body of water in all of Germany. It is on the Polish border.
http://tinyurl.com/mpppolw
AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit
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Ein Furzfeuer!!