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Turkish bath



Dear sages of NSC.

My daughter has requested a full on Turkish bath for her birthday.

Google has proved fruitless for any in or around Brighton.

Anyone know of one?
 








Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Dear sages of NSC.

My daughter has requested a full on Turkish bath for her birthday.

Google has proved fruitless for any in or around Brighton.

So you Googled for fat, sweaty men in the Brighton area willing to massage you in the bath.

Talk us through how that went.
 




METALMICKY

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Jan 30, 2004
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Has your daughter fully researched what a proper Turkish bath entails? Having had a genuine one in Turkey on a Stag week I can endorse how it does clear your hangover. A hairy great bloke throwing you around and cracking joints you never knew you had was enlightening verging on the terrifying!
 




symyjym

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Nov 2, 2009
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Has your daughter fully researched what a proper Turkish bath entails? Having had a genuine one in Turkey on a Stag week I can endorse how it does clear your hangover. A hairy great bloke throwing you around and cracking joints you never knew you had was enlightening verging on the terrifying!

Although there is a difference between a Turkish massage and Turkish bath, and a hairy great bloke and a great hairy bloke.
 












BN9 BHA

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You are about 104 years too late :)
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
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There's a nice one in Bayswater - the Porchester. It's not too pricey (by London standards) and has saunas as well (it's the place where I shared a sauna with Bjork). There's also one near Old Street.

Best ones in the UK are the ones in Harrogate but the best I've been to are in Budapest - worth booking the flight just to go to them
 


Bones

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Oct 25, 2006
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Went to one in Budapest. 2 fat hairy blokes opposite us. Mate put his head under water and noticed they were whacking each other off!
 



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