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Why Do People Keep CATS as pets



pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!
 


gregbrighton

New member
Aug 10, 2014
2,059
Brighton
Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs. :D
 


pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs. :D

I blame you for what is wrong with this country and Princess Diana.......i bet she had a cat or contemplated it once.
 








melias shoes

Well-known member
Oct 14, 2010
4,830
They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

Our cat doesn't smell
Doesn't eat crap
Bum yeah looks horrible!
Would never kill any kind of human
And probably kick the shit out of a fox!:lolol:
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,016
They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

My cat has only killed one baby. It was no big deal we just had another.
 


Hampster Gull

New member
Dec 22, 2010
13,462
They smell
They eat all kinds of crap
Bum looks horrible
They are the Hitler of the animal kingdom.......They hate everyone
They kill/main people/other animals.including children and babies
They usually end up roadkill or fox dinner

Get a dog!

Like Hitler, they hate everybody :lolol:

Dom't agree with that, but they do have a superiority complex
 




pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
Our cat doesn't smell
Doesn't eat crap
Bum yeah looks horrible!
Would never kill any kind of human
And probably kick the shit out of a fox!:lolol:

i noticed you failed to explain why your cat ISNT like Hitler ......Nazi cat owner ?
 


Dan Aitch

New member
May 31, 2013
2,287
Because they're just like us...

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Hugh'sDad

New member
Nov 29, 2011
577
'Ove
"Why do people keep cats"?

.....Usually because they're too neurotic to find a boyfriend, I believe.
 


boik

Well-known member
Dogs are just thick and possess simple brains and are dependant on humans for resources.

Cats are independent thinkers, are able to survive if abandoned and have the ability to train humans to serve it for material and emotional needs. :D

Of course dogs are thick, but not as thick as you obviously. Look around and see all of the highly-trained police cats, sniffer cats, cats for the blind and deaf, security cats. Youve only got to look at the size of their skulls to see which are more intelligent. I assume your ignorance is due to never having had a dog.
 












Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,959
Worthing
My cat is bloody hopeless when it comes to playing hide and seek. Wouldn't be without her though,

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papajaff

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2005
3,968
Brighton
I love the attitude of cats. Here's a line from Jack Dee...............

If you are doing something around the house, a dog will look at you as if you are so clever.

A cat will look at you as if to say, I wouldn't do it like that!
 


Bombadier Botty

Complete Twaddle
Jun 2, 2008
3,258
When I worked in the Transcaucasus and Central Asia Unit in the Foreign Office our cat mad boss actually had the unit renamed the Central Asia and Transcaucasus Section and all the compliment slips and letterheads had to be changed, something I'm sure all dog loving tax payers would have appreciated.
:amex:
 



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