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Boko Haram 'joins Islamic State'



TomandJerry

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Oct 1, 2013
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Nigerian militant group Boko Haram has pledged allegiance to Islamic State (IS), according to an audio statement.


The message, which could not immediately be verified, was posted on Boko Haram's Twitter account and appeared to be by the group's leader.

Boko Haram began a military campaign to impose Islamic rule in northern Nigeria in 2009. The conflict has since spread to neighbouring states.

It would be the latest in a series of groups to swear allegiance to IS.

Boko Haram's insurgency has threatened Nigeria's territorial integrity and triggered a humanitarian crisis.

It has carried out frequent bombings that have left thousands dead and has also attacked targets in the capital, Abuja.

IS has forged links with other militant groups across North Africa and the Arabian Peninsula.

In November IS leader Abu-Bakr al-Baghdadi accepted pledges of allegiance from jihadists in Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Yemen and Saudi Arabia.

In January, militants in Afghanistan and Pakistan announced that they were forming an IS province.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-31784538
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,408
Earth
Gone down hill since "whiter shade of pale"
 






Hugo Rune

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NSC Patreon
Feb 23, 2012
21,496
Brighton
This was always on the cards. Make sense as both teams have a similar ideology and style, I think their supporters (worldwide) will be made up with the news as long as star striker,Jihadi John, maintains his position as their attacking edge. Hopefully the Dwekh Nawsha Christian militia can make some decent signings over the next week or two to keep things competitive.
 


Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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This was always on the cards. Make sense as both teams have a similar ideology and style, I think their supporters (worldwide) will be made up with the news as long as star striker,Jihadi John, maintains his position as their attacking edge. Hopefully the Dwekh Nawsha Christian militia can make some decent signings over the next week or two to keep things competitive.

It seems to cause only temporary inconvenience when their managers are regularly blown up.
 








Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS
Jul 8, 2003
3,466
How do you 'join' Islamic State? Is it just a filled in form or do you have to complete tests?

I'm not looking to enlist by the way!
 






cjd

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Jun 22, 2006
6,069
La Rochelle
How do you 'join' Islamic State? Is it just a filled in form or do you have to complete tests?

I'm not looking to enlist by the way!

The first criteria is to be a savage.

Secondly.... regard all females as 2nd class citizens...preferably 3rd class.

Thirdly....ready to blame everyone else for your total inadequacies.

Oh.........and believe in some nutter known as Allah.

Expertise with a crayon and paper would be very useful, as they haven't yet been able to draw a picture of him yet.

Think that should do it for a start.
 




easynow

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Mar 17, 2013
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jakarta
How do you 'join' Islamic State? Is it just a filled in form or do you have to complete tests?

I'm not looking to enlist by the way!

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:lolol:
 






Hastings gull

Well-known member
Nov 23, 2013
4,635
The first criteria is to be a savage.

Secondly.... regard all females as 2nd class citizens...preferably 3rd class.

Thirdly....ready to blame everyone else for your total inadequacies.

Oh.........and believe in some nutter known as Allah.

Expertise with a crayon and paper would be very useful, as they haven't yet been able to draw a picture of him yet.

Think that should do it for a start.

Minors will need a parental consent form and of course all new adult members will have to complete a CBS check before an interview is granted with a view to full membership after an introductory period when you have to prove your usefulness . .
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,689
Pattknull med Haksprut
The first criteria is to be a savage.

Secondly.... regard all females as 2nd class citizens...preferably 3rd class.

Thirdly....ready to blame everyone else for your total inadequacies.

Are we talking about Chelsea fans again?
 






cjd

Well-known member
Jun 22, 2006
6,069
La Rochelle
Are we talking about Chelsea fans again?

Heavens no...they don't have a 'sunni' disposition.

And the 'Chelsea smile' they were allegedly famous for many years ago is just kids stuff to what is now required.
 





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