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nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
13,653
Manchester
I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.
 










NooBHA

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2015
8,584
The poor soul.....................................I can look into a crystal ball and predict his future...........Three failed marriages and getting schlepped out and every Reality TV series going
 






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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,722
Worthing
I would love to spend one day looking like Scarlet Johansson. Just one day mind and I would not venture out.
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,612
Hither (sometimes Thither)
I'm fortunate to have naturally grown into the likeness one of my heroes, Pam St Clement. The fact that i have a face that looks recently slapped is a bonus. My vast hairy droopers help too.
 


NooBHA

Well-known member
Jan 13, 2015
8,584
I would love to spend one day looking like Scarlet Johansson. Just one day mind and I would not venture out.

Very wise to stay indoors if you looked like Scarlet Johansson for a day because if you left the house 80% of blokes would wanna sh*g you and I have a feeling that probably wasn't your reason for wanting to look like her
 












Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
There must be something very wrong to not want to work on being the best version of yourself but instead be a ridiculously bad version of someone else. Especially if that somebody else is one of the most vacuous bints ever to have breathed.
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
30,179
West, West, West Sussex
I once went to a fancy dress party as Katie Price. The outfit cost me about £15, and I spent most of the evening playing with my fake tits - they had nipples and everything.

Lets face it. If blokes had tits, women would soon become extinct :lolol:
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,722
Worthing
Very wise to stay indoors if you looked like Scarlet Johansson for a day because if you left the house 80% of blokes would wanna sh*g you and I have a feeling that probably wasn't your reason for wanting to look like her

Only 80% ?
 











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