The best way to get yourself "on a promise"?

Goldstone1976 · Feb 25, 2015

For me, booking tix for Damien Rice at the Royal Hospital, Chelsea seems to have done the trick.

What works for you?

Buzzer · Feb 25, 2015

Choose only the very best grooming products. I find Haribo and Facebook work a treat.

clippedgull · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
For me, booking tix for Damien Rice at the Royal Hospital, Chelsea seems to have done the trick.

What works for you?

Didn't know he was unwell. Get well soon Damien :thumbsup:

Nitram · Feb 25, 2015

My defintion of being on a promise is well wide of your interpretation

BensGrandad · Feb 25, 2015

I agreed with my wife, when we were both younger, I would score when Brighton did we then scored 10 against Wisbech and 9 the following week against Southend that was in the 60s, she still owes me 3.

Return of the Rev · Feb 25, 2015

BensGrandad said:
I agreed with my wife, when we were both younger, I would score when Brighton did we then scored 10 against Wisbech and 9 the following week against Southend that was in the 60s, she still owes me 3.

Get her along to an ink spots gig! should do the trick

Goldstone1976 · Feb 25, 2015

Nitram said:
My defintion of being on a promise is well wide of your interpretation

I'm not convinced it is!

Say no more, squire.

Justice · Feb 25, 2015

Some rope a sack and a transit van :lol:

KZNSeagull · Feb 25, 2015

After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

Goldstone1976 · Feb 25, 2015

KZNSeagull said:
After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

Nitram · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
I'm not convinced it is!

Say no more, squire.

Of course, stupid me, I'm putting it down to still being in the clouds after last nights win. Top man.

KZNSeagull · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

Noted. Where did you bury her

(or have I just put a very large foot in it - hope not!)

Simster · Feb 25, 2015

KZNSeagull said:
After 20 years of marriage and with a heavily menopausal wife, I can confirm that there is no such thing as being on a promise.

This. All of it.

Goldstone1976 · Feb 25, 2015

KZNSeagull said:
Noted. Where did you bury her (or have I just put a very large foot in it - hope not!)

Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

father_and_son · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
I had one of those too. Note the tense. *nods*

Me too. Also past tense!

KZNSeagull · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

My grandfather always said that renting a workshop in Crawley was good for that sort of thing.

spongy · Feb 25, 2015

Goldstone1976 said:
Buried? Pffft. Hydrofluoric acid is what you need and a bath tub. Just make sure your bathroom isn't above ground floor level though.

Not a bath tub. You just need a PTFE plastic container. And a saw to get the body into smaller chunks so they fit.....

nwgull · Feb 25, 2015

The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

Goldstone1976 · Feb 25, 2015

nwgull said:
The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

You're right. I'll never do anything that I think she might like ever again. Thanks for the tip :thumbsup:

KZNSeagull · Feb 25, 2015

nwgull said:
The best way is to be in a relationship with a woman that actually likes having sex with you.

If you have to buy her stuff, then you may as well just cut the crap and pay a hooker.

I'll give this relationship 6 months tops. :thumbsup:

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