[Albion] PooGate 2015: that MASSIVE bird crap that came off the West Stand roof 2nd half

edna krabappel

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Never seen anything like it in my life. It absolutely RAINED down from the front of the West Stand roof, splattering spectacularly over the front row and running track. I've no idea what was roosting up there but it must have been the size of a pterodactyl.

Anyone else see it? Or- worse- found themself on the receiving end?

They say it's lucky to be shat on by a bird (stop it, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]...) so if you could all nobly put yourselves back in the firing line for the Derby game, that would be appreciated

 

Beach Hut

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It was frightening from where we are in WSU, was it an Emu ?

 

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TomandJerry

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Two words:



Barber OUT

 

Skaville

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Incredible

 

edna krabappel

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TomandJerry said:

Two words:



Barber OUT

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Steady on. I know various Albion staff have been erroneously accused of such activities in recent years, but nonetheless I'm pretty sure it wasn't him.

 

Bedsex

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I saw it too; and I was sat in the east stand. Is the Peregrine falcon still around, it looked like it came from around where it used to roost

 

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I saw the Palace coach driver up on the roof wiping his hands.

Not sure if there's any relation?

 

spanish flair

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Perhaps another Palace coach driver lost their way.

 

Braders

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This **** I guess

 

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jay d

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Sorry , its not very often we look like scoring from every forward ball. So instead of going to the lavs, i hung my arse over the side and let it drip.
Sorry if it landed in anyones pie.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Must have been that giant seagull in the NSC logo at the top of the page.

 

Dan Gleeballs

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I saw that from the north west. Didn't know what to think. Encouragingly what was happening on the pitch was enough to take my mind off it. Massive though wasn't it!!

 

Megazone

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jay d said:

Sorry , its not very often we look like scoring from every forward ball. So instead of going to the lavs, i hung my arse over the side and let it drip.
Sorry if it landed in anyones pie.

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It actually saved me getting a pie. No harm done whatsoever.

I was just grateful I had my spare spoon.

 

Notters

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It was the niagara of bird poo wasn't it?

 

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Very impressive.

 

lawros left foot

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Usually it's all over my car, so another good result tonight

 

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Yes, what the hell was that.*

* Disclaimer: I didn't see it but the guy next to me did and almost broke my arm trying to turn/punch/grab me me to show me.

 

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Do you reckon that bird thought it was handball though?

 

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Sheebo

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edna krabappel said:

Never seen anything like it in my life. It absolutely RAINED down from the front of the West Stand roof, splattering spectacularly over the front row and running track. I've no idea what was roosting up there but it must have been the size of a pterodactyl.

Anyone else see it? Or- worse- found themself on the receiving end?

They say it's lucky to be shat on by a bird (stop it, [MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION]...) so if you could all nobly put yourselves back in the firing line for the Derby game, that would be appreciated

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Haha yes dad and I both saw this and I said it must have been a seagull crapping! I swear it got about 6 different people in that front row - was so agonisingly close to the away dug out though!