Caption competition, please.

AmexRuislip · Feb 12, 2015

Off you go................. :lolol:

hans kraay fan club · Feb 12, 2015

Helena Bonham Carter hugs dead tuna.

Justice · Feb 12, 2015

I had no idea humans also stink of fish

dazzer6666 · Feb 12, 2015

Do you want chips with that love ?

Mowgli37 · Feb 12, 2015

Tim Burton moves into photography.

Dan Aitch · Feb 13, 2015

For crying out loud, love... that's not exactly the mayonnaise I was after...

Mo Gosfield · Feb 13, 2015

Any idea how Grimsby got on?

Deleted member 2719 · Feb 13, 2015

Quick, if my husband catches us he is going to batter you.

Dolph Ins · Feb 13, 2015

That's where the smell comes from

Hugo Rune · Feb 13, 2015

Ian Dowie's conception.

Herr Tubthumper · Feb 13, 2015

Arun1664 · Feb 13, 2015

Harriet was delighted that the medication had got rid of her crabs, but there was still a problem to be dealt with.

brightn'ove · Feb 13, 2015

This time, the makeup made Johnny Depp look almost unrecognisable.

brightn'ove · Feb 13, 2015

"I told her to buy Big Fish, not A big fish!"

Dick Head · Feb 13, 2015

Give Helena Bonham Carter a fish and she'll eat for quite a lot of days.

banjo · Feb 13, 2015

What's that Flipper? Dads stuck down a mine.

StonehamPark · Feb 13, 2015

AmexRuislip said:
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Any oppertunaty to get in front of the camera.

Postman Pat · Feb 13, 2015

Your Plaice or mine.

Ken Livingstone Seagull · Feb 13, 2015

I've haddock up to here with these caption competitions...

FamilyGuy · Feb 13, 2015

That's all the evidence you need to prove the old theory: There's only two things that smell of fish - and one of them's fish.