Anybody been on a cruise ship lately...?

edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Jan 29, 2015

• #1

Saw this, and thought of you, [MENTION=20]granny weatherwax[/MENTION]. You sly old dog

I was mildly amused at the concern expressed by the Daily Mail over the lack of access to condoms & the morning-after pill on board such vessels. I'd have thought an unexpected shortage of Viagra, sherry and arthritis medication would have been more of an issue.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...assengers-admitting-getting-frisky-board.html

 

Publius Ovidius

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Jul 5, 2003

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at home

• Jan 29, 2015

• #2

Well, I can't speak for every passenger, but after the evening meals and drinks, socialising in the evening, more drinks, a night cap of three, midnight buffet, more drinks....if anyone is still up for a bit of rumpy pumpy after all that then good luck to them.

Personally it's a sit out on the balcony watching the stars and listening to the sea, then straight off to bedddy byebyes.

 

Yoda

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Mar 1, 2004

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Worthing, West Sussex, United Kingdom

• Jan 29, 2015

• #3

granny weatherwax said:

Well, I can't speak for every passenger, but after the evening meals and drinks, socialising in the evening, more drinks, a night cap of three, midnight buffet, more drinks....if anyone is still up for a bit of rumpy pumpy after all that then good luck to them.

Personally it's a sit out on the balcony watching the stars and listening to the sea, then straight off to bedddy byebyes.

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So.... How do you know the routine then Dave?

 

Bladders

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Jun 22, 2012

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The Troubadour

• Jan 29, 2015

• #4

I was in bed by 10:30 the last one I was on.

Bloody shattered after a day's sightseeing , eating and boozing.

 

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somerset

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Jul 14, 2003

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Yatton, North Somerset

• Jan 29, 2015

• #5

Nov/Dec Carribean - bloody knackered all the time,..... or just full and tipsy,..... so the odd knee trembler apart, we were fairly chaste.

 

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BlockDpete

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Oct 8, 2005

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• Jan 29, 2015

• #6

Nothing that a dose of norovirus can't cure...

 

jakarta

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May 25, 2007

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Sullington

• Jan 29, 2015

• #7

None of that nonsense after a day trudging around the Antarctic Peninsula followed by a free bar in the evening!

Having said that there were two youngish couples doing the trip as their Honeymoon - they were probably a good 30 years younger than the rest of us....

 

pasty

A different kind of pasty

Jul 5, 2003

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West, West, West Sussex

• Jan 29, 2015

• #8

granny weatherwax said:

Well, I can't speak for every passenger, but after the evening meals and drinks, socialising in the evening, more drinks, a night cap of three, midnight buffet, more drinks....if anyone is still up for a bit of rumpy pumpy after all that then good luck to them.

Personally it's a sit out on the balcony watching the stars and listening to the sea, then straight off to bedddy byebyes.

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Big fat THIS.