work meeting tomorrow @ smellhurst park!

mothy · Jan 27, 2015

In the speroni restaurant no less

Any suggestions for a suitable calling card to leave / take as a momento of my fun packed afternoon. .

Tony Towner's Fridge · Jan 28, 2015

Suggest you familiarise yourself with the location of the toilets and no being tempted to visit the away dressing room now, OK?

Can you hold yor breath for 8 hours?

TNBA

TTF

Norman Baker suck my lozenge · Jan 28, 2015

You could shit on the floor but I don't suppose they'd notice.

wellquickwoody · Jan 28, 2015

Norman Baker suck my lozenge said:
You could shit on the floor

You would become a NSC legend!

Prince Monolulu · Jan 28, 2015

Personally I think you should endure the meeting, and carry yourself throughout with a confident air of moral high ground without bordering into arrogance, yet upon departure leave a new bucket, some rubber gloves and a cloth.Then simply walk away with your head held high.

el punal · Jan 28, 2015

mothy said:
In the speroni restaurant no less

Any suggestions for a suitable calling card to leave / take as a momento of my fun packed afternoon. .

Have a word with their coach driver.

clippedgull · Jan 28, 2015

mothy said:
In the speroni restaurant no less

Any suggestions for a suitable calling card to leave / take as a momento of my fun packed afternoon. .

Do you work in the demolition trade?

Brian Fantana · Jan 28, 2015

If you're paying the bill for everyone, you could always just offer them 10% of whatever it is and then just leave?

melias shoes · Jan 28, 2015

mothy said:
In the speroni restaurant no less

Any suggestions for a suitable calling card to leave / take as a momento of my fun packed afternoon. .

Calling card? :shit:

Revenge is a dish best served cold....it should be by the time they find it.

lawros left foot · Jan 28, 2015

Resign today, then you won't have to suffer.

This is the type of worker abuse that the unions used to tackle

jimbob5 · Jan 28, 2015

Give my regards to Bombadier Botty. It's his 2nd, I mean 1st, home!

Pavilionaire · Jan 28, 2015

Lay some cable, brother.

mothy · Jan 28, 2015

I am in position (squat)

Anyone who talks down the amex & wishes for a return to the goldstone should come & visit here.

I am in corporate (coppell) suite & while done up nice they are not state of the art facilities - low ceilings & skanky air con stuff..

User removed 4 · Jan 28, 2015

mothy said:
In the speroni restaurant no less

Any suggestions for a suitable calling card to leave / take as a momento of my fun packed afternoon. .

Smellhurst, seriously ??

spence · Jan 28, 2015

bushy said:
Smellhurst, seriously ??

Cringe isn't it?

worthingseagull · Jan 28, 2015

Half way through the meeting you've got to rise and arms aloft start singing 'Stand Up If You Hate Palace...' for as long as you can :thumbsup:

User removed 4 · Jan 28, 2015

spence said:
Cringe isn't it?

Yep !

Se20 · Jan 28, 2015

Be interested to see if Mothballs grew a pair and left a calling card at " Smellhurst "?
What a Tarquin :facepalm:

Buzzer · Jan 28, 2015

Palace fan calls Brighton fan 'Tarquin' for making childish pun on Selhurst Park. In the same post, Palace fan also makes childish pun on Brighton fan's username.

What a c*nt :facepalm:

Se20 · Jan 28, 2015

Buzzer said:
Palace fan calls Brighton fan 'Tarquin' for making childish pun on Selhurst Park. In the same post, Palace fan also makes childish pun on Brighton fan's username.

What a c*nt

My very own stalker !
Marvellous :thumbsup:

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