[Palace] Phantom Sh*tter

SDG · Jan 20, 2015

Just so you're all aware, because I'm sure you really, really want to know :moo:

I'm sure it'll please you to know that Paddy McCarthy revealed at a testimonial evening for our Jules that our Coach Driver was ill the night before and in his words "it was coming out of both ends" when he and the kit man delivered our kit on the Sunday evening.

He tried to clear it but made it worse.

No-one else went it to clear it, and it's still there when the team arrived the next day.

Paddy: "We wouldn't be in the Premier League if it wasn't for that driver. 'Olly wasn't happy"

Cheers to that driver :drink:

Prince Monolulu · Jan 20, 2015

Thanks for that. Great post.

8ace · Jan 20, 2015

Poogate

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Not really news...

HantsSeagull · Jan 20, 2015

who is paddy?

8ace · Jan 20, 2015

HantsSeagull said:
who is paddy?

Paddy McCarthy

MattBackHome · Jan 20, 2015

This IS actually interesting.

Mackenzie · Jan 20, 2015

Confirming what we already knew. Still it lays that to rest.

GT49er · Jan 20, 2015

Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

SDG · Jan 20, 2015

GT49er said:
Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

A plot?!

Yes, we poisoned our Coach Driver...

Suffice to say, you didn't help yourselves by directing the Coach the wrong way into the stadium delaying the team by half hour.

At least Pooyet can be laid to rest now.

The Legend that IS Lawro · Jan 20, 2015

Couldn't give a :shit:

to be honest.

Bry Nylon · Jan 20, 2015

GT49er said:
Now that it's been revealed it was all a Palace plot, shouldn't the game be replayed?

Or a Palace plop.

Monkey Man · Jan 20, 2015

SDG said:
A plot?!

you didn't help yourselves by directing the Coach the wrong way into the stadium delaying the team by half hour.

I think we all knew it was your coach driver - though all the Palace fans I know still seemed to believe it was Poyet.

As for directing the coach the wrong way ... sorry, but I think you'd have to be spectacularly thick not to find your way to a huge stadium just off the A27.

Miami Seagull · Jan 20, 2015

Knew that for a while, but thanks for confirming.

beorhthelm · Jan 20, 2015

Monkey Man said:
I think we all knew it was your coach driver - though all the Palace fans I know still seemed to believe it was Poyet.

i think there's alot of our fans that believe it was Poyet or someone in our staff.

Albion Robster · Jan 20, 2015

Expect nothing else from those horrible Croydon Pikeys.

VHA on NSC · Jan 20, 2015

Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

pastafarian · Jan 20, 2015

may i humbly suggest CPFC lay on some sort of toilet training schedule for its staff.

The Large One · Jan 20, 2015

So it appears Palace's very own Frank Spencer isn't potty-trained.

Prince Monolulu · Jan 20, 2015

VHA on NSC said:
Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

Great satire

Mackenzie · Jan 20, 2015

VHA on NSC said:
Hard to argue with such 'solid' evidence. Regardless, it's astonishing that attention to this still overshadows the infinitely larger turd laid by the Brighton team that night, right there on the pitch in full view of everyone

Seems that you and your club's coach driver have a lot in common.

Both full of shit.

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