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    My (Tory) father is a fine deliverer of dad jokes. When I mentioned I was attending a Labour Party meeting he asked if I would be lonely, and whether the meeting was being held in a telephone box. And a perennial favourite is to say "that's worth about 5 pence" whenever a price is mentioned/provided in euros.

    I do like old school dad jokes, so what are your favourites?
    "I will design a town in the image of your face. Round the wrinkles of your eyes my footsteps you can trace. We could promenade down infra-nasel depression. The streets of your hands will never feel a recession."

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