Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
Somebody has to STAND up to some of the MUGS supporting the ALBION these days and as USUAL it needs somebody of my INTELLIGANCE to do it. I was MINDING my own BUSINESS when some MUG pushed PAST me SIGNING some stupid YANKEE DOODLE DANDY song trying to ACT hard.
Unfortunately I was EATING a LARGE Hot DOG at the time covered in SOURCE and in an ACT of DEFENCE I tried to WHACK him with my SAUSAGE but MISSED and I ended UP with TOMATO source all over my FACE as a FRIENDLY bobby came PAST. He THOUGHT it was BLOOD and the YANKEE DOODLE mug had HIT me so in NO time at all he had his ARM up his BACK and EJACULATED him STRAIGHT out of the GROUND.
I did FEEL a bit GUILTY after but ANYONE who SIGNS that YANKEE Doodle song needs THROWING out and when I SORE the state of my SAUSAGE after it was RUINED so my GUILTY feelings soon WENT.
I'm not sure if the MUG who got THROWN out posts on NSC but if he DOES then he OWES me a LARGE Sausage and I KNOW who YOU are and I'm LOOKING for YOU.
Unfortunately I was EATING a LARGE Hot DOG at the time covered in SOURCE and in an ACT of DEFENCE I tried to WHACK him with my SAUSAGE but MISSED and I ended UP with TOMATO source all over my FACE as a FRIENDLY bobby came PAST. He THOUGHT it was BLOOD and the YANKEE DOODLE mug had HIT me so in NO time at all he had his ARM up his BACK and EJACULATED him STRAIGHT out of the GROUND.
I did FEEL a bit GUILTY after but ANYONE who SIGNS that YANKEE Doodle song needs THROWING out and when I SORE the state of my SAUSAGE after it was RUINED so my GUILTY feelings soon WENT.
I'm not sure if the MUG who got THROWN out posts on NSC but if he DOES then he OWES me a LARGE Sausage and I KNOW who YOU are and I'm LOOKING for YOU.