The Festive Cheer Thread

I'm away from tonight so an early Merry Festivities from me to all at NSC, One Club - One Love xx

Please feel free to add:

Festive Cheer
Drunken ramblings
Coked-up rantings
Pictures of cute women dressed as elves (SFW)
Pictures of cute women dressed as Santa (as above)
Pictures of cute women dressed an Satan (as above)
Mince Pie recipes
Mulled wine recipes
Anything else that doesn't include the following words; Hyypia, Burke, Barber, Bloom, Kemy, Nazi Germany, North Korea, unless in limerick form

Ho ho ho