Worst chat-up line

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical

Oct 1, 2006

26,121

• Dec 18, 2014

• #1

"It's a Peter Sutcliffe tattoo."


Beat that.

 

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TomandJerry

Well-known member

Oct 1, 2013

11,448

• Dec 18, 2014

• #2

"Nice arse"

 

atfc village

Well-known member

Mar 28, 2013

5,012

Lower Bourne .Farnham

• Dec 18, 2014

• #3

As used by a mate on The IOW in 1987 on our 1st lads holiday in a caff to a waitress.The Food looks good but not as good as you chick ,we still rib him over it to this day.

 

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Bracknell_Gull

Active member

Jul 4, 2011

188

Bracknell

• Dec 18, 2014

• #4

Drop your draws & 10 quid's yours?

Or how about

I hear there's a party in your mouth, can I come?

Both, unsurprisingly, ended with me wearing a slap

 

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tommynockers

New member

Dec 6, 2013

297

• Dec 18, 2014

• #5

Do you like Flowers? Get your Tulips around my Cock!

Do you like Chicken? Suck my Cock it's fowl!

Always work?

 

Taybha

Whalewhine

Oct 8, 2008

27,178

Uwantsumorwat

• Dec 18, 2014

• #6

Hi baby , i play for Brighton , fancy a kickabout ? ile go in goal

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,534

East Wales

• Dec 18, 2014

• #7

Get yer crash helmet on, you're going through the headboard.

Romantic and safety conscious. Winner.

 

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tommynockers

New member

Dec 6, 2013

297

• Dec 18, 2014

• #8

This face is leaving town tonight and you better be on it!

 

Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer

Jul 7, 2003

28,071

• Dec 18, 2014

• #9

atfc village said:

As used by a mate on The IOW in 1987 on our 1st lads holiday in a caff to a waitress.The Food looks good but not as good as you chick ,we still rib him over it to this day.

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Stokesey or Nudger?

 

Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member

NSC Patron

Jul 11, 2003

59,480

The Fatherland

• Dec 18, 2014

• #10

I once asked a girl if I could go back to hers for some adult fun. She told me she was on her menstrual cycle. I told her that's fine as I would follow her on my Honda.

 

El Sid

Well-known member

May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Dec 18, 2014

• #11

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

 

JamesAndTheGiantHead

Well-known member

Sep 2, 2011

6,264

Worthing

• Dec 18, 2014

• #12

Did it hurt?


'Cos it will.

 

Notters

Well-known member

Oct 20, 2003

24,869

Guiseley

• Dec 18, 2014

• #13

"How do you fancy coming to watch Sami Hyypia's soccer aces?"

 

atfc village

Well-known member

Mar 28, 2013

5,012

Lower Bourne .Farnham

• Dec 18, 2014

• #14

Uncle Buck said:

Stokesey or Nudger?

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MR Chessell .No that holiday Nudger and another Character woke up at 8am locked in a Nightclub

 

Biscuit Barrel

Well-known member

Jan 28, 2014

2,424

Southwick

• Dec 18, 2014

• #15

I was on a lads holiday in Tenerife about 15 years ago. I was on the pull one night and was having no luck. A few girls were gathering on the pavement outside the night club as it was approaching closing time. I decided to go up to one of the uglier girls and asked her if she fancied coming back to my place. She said "no thanks". I was completely crest fallen and said "come on darling, I must be like Bred Pitt to you". I got a very hard slap for my troubles.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,831

Brighton

• Dec 18, 2014

• #16

I'm not racist, but...

 

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PHCgull

Gus-ambivalent User

Mar 5, 2009

1,303

• Dec 18, 2014

• #17

does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

mickybha

Well-known member

Jan 2, 2010

515

• Dec 18, 2014

• #18

Rose's are red violets are blue
Ive got a knife get in the car

 

surlyseagull

Well-known member

Aug 23, 2008

839

• Dec 18, 2014

• #19

My names d*ck do you like it .....

No never worked for me either

 

Psychobilly freakout

HellBilly

Feb 23, 2009

22,986

Brighton factually.....

• Dec 18, 2014

• #20

“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. "