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• Dec 17, 2014

• #1

If your Mum, Gran, Wife knitted it this way?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ns-makes-scarf-wool-stored-inside-vagina.html

 

Giraffe

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• Dec 17, 2014

• #2

"‘When I’m menstruating it makes knitting a hell of a lot harder because the wool is heavy and you have to yank at it.'"

Good grief.

 

Prince Monolulu

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The Race Hill

• Dec 17, 2014

• #3

Beats the smell of Lenor I suppose

 

Barrel of Fun

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• Dec 17, 2014

• #4

Giraffe said:

"‘When I’m menstruating it makes knitting a hell of a lot harder because the wool is heavy and you have to yank at it.'"

Good grief.

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Pulling the wool over someone's eyes just took a more sinister turn.

 

The Fifth Column

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• Dec 17, 2014

• #5

Some 'artists' are so desperate to be the next Damien hirst they'll do anything for a headline. What a load of pretentious shyte.

 

Nitram

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• Dec 17, 2014

• #6

Must be a front runner candidate for the Turnoff prize.

 

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dennis

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #7

My wife does the other version where she stores the wool up her harris, you can hear when shes on the toilet singing , knit one, pearl one which is fine but then when she sings drop one, curl one that I worry!

 

El Sid

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #8

After 28 days......

 

OzMike

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #9

El Sid said:

After 28 days......
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Made me chuckle that, obviously some sort of fetish.

 

carteater

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #10

So it's white with red patches then...

 

carteater

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #11

Though this might seem an odd concept, Casey is my no means the first artist to ultilise their genetalia and menstruasion in their work.
Earlier this year a woman who spent five years collecting her menstrual blood on scraps of cloth turned the red-stained fabric into an art exhibition.
Placed in embroidery hoops, 90 pieces of the soiled cloths hang next to dangling apples, which are meant to represent ovulation.

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8ace

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #12

Yes, but then I look like a c*nt already.

 

Justice

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #13

Mum & Gran thats just wrong.

 

The Wookiee

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #14

Festive story I suppose, well it is the xmas period !

 

Peteinblack

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• Dec 18, 2014

• #15

Check the date in the story; this was published a year ago (not that this makes it any less bizarre)