Paul Barber's programme notes

Giraffe · Dec 13, 2014

I can't be arsed to type out the whole boring nonsense but these two nuggets are priceless:

"Tonight's game is no bigger than any other"

"We know that our performances have deserved better results and that our league position should be much better as a result"

Really?

jasetheace · Dec 13, 2014

Code for shut up you miserable, snivelling underlings. I am God and only my opinions counts. Remind you of anyone? and indeed that anyone's programme notes

Bwian · Dec 13, 2014

Giraffe said:
I can't be arsed to type out the whole boring nonsense but these two nuggets are priceless:

"Tonight's game is no bigger than any other"

"We know that our performances have deserved better results and that our league position should be much better as a result"

Really?

He's precious isn't he?

spanish flair · Dec 13, 2014

Giraffe said:
I can't be arsed to type out the whole boring nonsense but these two nuggets are priceless:

"Tonight's game is no bigger than any other"

"We know that our performances have deserved better results and that our league position should be much better as a result"

Really?

Did he really say that, what a dipstick this man is.

Tony Meolas Loan Spell · Dec 13, 2014

David Belotti. V soon it will be "please trust us"

Crispy Ambulance · Dec 13, 2014

No mention of how well the jumpers are selling?

Vegas Seagull · Dec 13, 2014

Giraffe said:
I can't be arsed to type out the whole boring nonsense but these two nuggets are priceless:

"Tonight's game is no bigger than any other"

"We know that our performances have deserved better results and that our league position should be much better as a result"

Really?

Re no. 1 it will live in the memory for years unlike many others this season, to misunderstand the significance is extraordinary

gjh1971 · Dec 13, 2014

Tony Meolas Loan Spell said:
David Belotti. V soon it will be "please trust us"

Then he will tell us to stop whining

Saladpack Seagull · Dec 13, 2014

Losing to clubs around you at this end of the table is disastrous. Games against the bottom six clubs ARE more important and bigger than those against the high-flyers.

albie_noobs · Dec 13, 2014

The man is deluded FFS! Has anyone got his email address as I'd also like to ask him why us fans/customers have to stand in the freezing cold on the ramp at the station while the Millwall fans get escorted on to their nice warm train.

seagullsovergrimsby · Dec 13, 2014

gjh1971 said:
Then he will tell us to stop whining

Already happening if you believe the tweets saying PB was replying to e-mails about last nights game with , "thanks for your concern"

Pogue Mahone · Dec 13, 2014

He sums up everything that I hate about modern football with his corporate business platitudes, cliched sound bites and spin doctoring.

Thank you for not printing out his notes in their entirety. I would have felt compelled to read them, and that would have left me more pissed off than I already am.

Lincoln Imp · Dec 13, 2014

It's all Sami's fault. The man with the £480,000 is responsible for nothing.

seagullsovergrimsby · Dec 13, 2014

albie_noobs said:
The man is deluded FFS! Has anyone got his email address as I'd also like to ask him why us fans/customers have to stand in the freezing cold on the ramp at the station while the Millwall fans get escorted on to their nice warm train.

This could have been out of his hands. Try an e-mail to Sussex Police , Met Police and Southern for the answer.

Giraffe · Dec 13, 2014

You only have to see where his focus is when you see the heading.

The words that are largest on the page are PAUL BARBER followed by the second biggest heading "tonight we welcome Millwall to the AMEX for our final home match before Christmas. We also welcome Sky TV's cameras for the first time this season"

woo, big bloody woo. We don't give a shit about Sky. Most people would rather they hadn't switched the game to a Friday night you arrogant tosser.

durrington gull · Dec 13, 2014

Giraffe said:
I can't be arsed to type out the whole boring nonsense but these two nuggets are priceless:

"Tonight's game is no bigger than any other"

"We know that our performances have deserved better results and that our league position should be much better as a result"

Really?

Barber is a complete **** - simply doesnt get it or in complete denial

Rugrat · Dec 13, 2014

Crispy Ambulance said:
No mention of how well the jumpers are selling?

He's trying to deflect attention away from the jumper debacle ... seemingly the board meeting over ran by 3 hours and Barber had his back to the wall throughout ... seems he only survived by slamming his 10+ North American marketing team. They've now decided to ship all the unsold garments off to a childrens home in Finland where Santa Hypia is due to arrive shortly

Barber is now hatching an Easter egg plan designed to bring the sort of success to the club that Bloom is demanding

seagullsovergrimsby · Dec 13, 2014

Rugrat said:
Barber is now hatching an Easter egg plan designed to bring the sort of success to the club that Bloom is demanding

FFS he is trying to turn our club into a complete yoke :angry:

Crispy Ambulance · Dec 13, 2014

Rugrat said:
Barber is now hatching an Easter egg plan designed to bring the sort of success to the club that Bloom is demanding

More over-priced tat. Bound to be Fab(erge)! With matching shell suit!

Mr Bridger · Dec 13, 2014

albie_noobs said:
The man is deluded FFS! Has anyone got his email address as I'd also like to ask him why us fans/customers have to stand in the freezing cold on the ramp at the station while the Millwall fans get escorted on to their nice warm train.

A nice warm train.... got his email address. F@ck me you've been pampered. you sound like the bloke who was asking for a refund for the 'poor old souls' that went to Derby last week.

Not sure how long you've been going to football mate, but standing in the freezing cold at a football match during winter is a given. Man up!!

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