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Copy of hypias contract!!



tommynockers

New member
Dec 6, 2013
297
THIS CONTRACT IS LEGALLY BINDING:

1. YOU MUST WIN AT LEAST ONE CAME BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
2. YOU MUST BE BETWEEN BOTTOM AND TOP BY JAN 1ST.
3. PLAY YOUR WORST MIDFIELD AT ALL TIMES. IF THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE TAKE OUT YOUR BEST MIDFIELDER FROM PREVIOUS GAME.
4. DO NOT PLAY ANY PLAYER TO THEIR STRENGTHS. ( KEEPS CONFIDENCE AS LOW AS POSSIBLE.
5.FOLD ARMS AT ALL TIMES.
6. LOOK WORRIED AND CLUELESS AT ALL TIMES.
7. MAINTAIN THE WORST STATES FOR A 35 GAME PERIOD BY ANY MANAGER EVER IN TOP FLIGHT FOOTBALL.
8. ROTATE LOAN PLAYER LIKE AN UNDER 9 TEAM. CAN'T LEAVE ANYONE OUT THEY MIGHT GET SAD.
9. PLAY KFC EVERY GAME REGARDLESS OF ANY OTHER OPTIONS.
10. MOST IMPORTANTLY. ENJOY YOURSELF.

Signed. Clueless
 


spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
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fleet

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
12,222
That's all true, but things are much worse than that. He could get Bale on loan and play him out of position and have him looking like a park footballer in a month. He could have Barca relegated in a season.
 



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