Stupid christmas jokes.

AmexRuislip · Dec 11, 2014

Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

TWOCHOICEStom · Dec 11, 2014

Are you head of the clubs GENIUS Christmas Calendar YouTube bonanza?

TomandJerry · Dec 11, 2014

Bahhumbug

Tom Hark Preston Park · Dec 11, 2014

Q. What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even

:xmas:

Badger · Dec 11, 2014

AmexRuislip said:
Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

That simply isn't true, footballers do many things as well as dribbling.

AmexRuislip said:
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

I'm pretty sure you'd just get a shark covered in snow, I don't know why anyone would do that.

AmexRuislip said:
What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

Seems unlikely, fish are sure to be wetter for a start.

AmexRuislip said:
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

Are you suggesting that mice are capable of writing? I'm pretty sure they don't have a grasp of language, let alone would they celebrate Christmas

El Sid · Dec 11, 2014

Q. What does Santa do with fat elves?
A. He sends them to the Elf Farm.

Gullflyinghigh · Dec 11, 2014

Why are Father Christmas's (?) workers so miserable?

They suffer from low elf esteem

Tony Towner's Fridge · Dec 11, 2014

Q:What is the rudest elf in the World?

A:The Gof**kyourself

TNBA

TTF

Titanic · Dec 11, 2014

Q: What computer can sing?

A: A Dell

Thunder Bolt · Dec 11, 2014

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

Norman Potting · Dec 11, 2014

Tony Towner's Fridge said:
Q:What is the rudest elf in the World?

A:The Gof**kyourself

TNBA

TTF

Winner

banjo · Dec 11, 2014

How did Scrooge win the football game? 

The ghost of Christmas passed!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? 

It's Christmas, Eve!

ConfusedGloryHunter · Dec 11, 2014

Two snowmen in a field. The first one sniffs and asks, "Can you smell carrots?"

W.C. · Dec 11, 2014

Tom Hark said:
Q. What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even

daveinprague · Dec 11, 2014

I dont care what your name is mate, get those fecking reindeer off my roof.

Greyrun · Dec 11, 2014

As a new years resolution can we have no more analysing of jokes, it's been done to death.Never was amusing and now is very, very irritating.

Dan The Man · Dec 11, 2014

....that Luke Skywalker is a nightmare at Christmas.....he always feels the 'presents'.....

8ace · Dec 11, 2014

Semi and Nathan not being SACKED.

Stuart Munday · Dec 11, 2014

We've got a squad capable of finishing in the playoffs.

AmexRuislip · Dec 11, 2014

TWOCHOICEStom said:
Are you head of the clubs GENIUS Christmas Calendar YouTube bonanza?

No not at all, is there a part time job going?

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