How embarassing?!!

Since o2 upgraded the network last weekend I've been unable to receive any emails on my mobile. I went into the o2 shop yesterday and waited for a good 10 minutes before I was served, but was glad when an attractive blonde female assistant came over to help. She struggled to fix it and asked for if I could remember my email password. I had to pretend that I'd forgotten it, because it's f**k off Poyet ! She went on about involving an online guru, at which point I decided that I'm much better off not being inundated with junk emails and will keep things as they are.