Crouch

Sausage

The wurst of the wurst.

Dec 8, 2007

809

• Dec 8, 2014

• #1

What a dude.

Imagine if he played for us.


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http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...uch-crowd-surf-at-a-kasabian-gig-9911047.html

 

El Sid

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May 10, 2012

3,806

West Sussex

• Dec 8, 2014

• #2

I've always liked this bloke. Would love it if we signed him. He would cause mayhem in championship defences.

 

dejavuatbtn

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Aug 4, 2010

7,204

Henfield

• Dec 8, 2014

• #3

El Sid said:

I've always liked this bloke. Would love it if we signed him. He would cause mayhem in championship defences.

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Same here. For one so tall and skinny he has unbelievable ball control, quick feet, good at hold up play and scores some great goals. Some hope we could sign him!

 

gripper stebson

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Jul 27, 2004

6,657

• Dec 8, 2014

• #4

Always loved him for his comment in one interview.

Interviewer - "So Peter what would you have been if you weren't a footballer?"

Crouch - "A virgin."

 

vegster

Sanity Clause

May 5, 2008

27,894

• Dec 8, 2014

• #5

Yes, his 3 Premiership goals in 10 games have seen his ownership in Premiership Fantasy league soar to an incredible
1.3%.

 

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1234andcounting

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Mar 31, 2008

1,609

• Dec 8, 2014

• #6

gripper stebson said:

Always loved him for his comment in one interview.

Interviewer - "So Peter what would you have been if you weren't a footballer?"

Crouch - "A virgin."

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Very much this. Probably my all time favourite response to those inane q & a things.

 

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saafend_seagull

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Jul 5, 2003

13,891

BN1

• Dec 8, 2014

• #7

I was at front of kasabian comcert last year. Crouchie was backstage with his wife n Leighton baines. He joined in with the songs he was getting thrown at him

 

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Rogero

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Aug 4, 2010

5,715

Shoreham

• Dec 9, 2014

• #8

22 goals in 42 games for England is A good return.

 

Goldstone1976

We Got Calde in!!

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Herts

• Dec 9, 2014

• #9

Rogero said:

22 goals in 42 games for England is A good return.

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I'm sure I read something a few years ago that said that our win ratio when he played was ridiculously high - a combination of his goals and his knock-down assists. Can you assist [MENTION=12595]Acker79[/MENTION] ?

 

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GingerBeerMan

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Dec 29, 2011

8,026

• Dec 9, 2014

• #10

Goldstone1976 said:

I'm sure I read something a few years ago that said that our win ratio when he played was ridiculously high - a combination of his goals and his knock-down assists. Can you assist [MENTION=12595]Acker79[/MENTION] ?

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And playing shit teams

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

10,572

Brighton

• Dec 9, 2014

• #11

What a LAD #LAD.

(Also, last time I checked, sitting on someones shoulders isn't crowd surfing)

 

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Rogero

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Aug 4, 2010

5,715

Shoreham

• Dec 9, 2014

• #12

I did laugh at the robot dance.

 

Goldstone1976

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• Dec 9, 2014

• #13

GingerBeerMan said:

And playing shit teams

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Hmm. For 42 games? That's an awful lot of bad teams! But maybe you're right...?

 

Trufflehound

Re-enfranchised

Aug 5, 2003

14,105

The democratic and free EU

• Dec 9, 2014

• #14

TWOCHOICEStom said:

(Also, last time I checked, sitting on someones shoulders isn't crowd surfing)

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Also my first thought. It's also effing annoying for the people standing behind you. Albeit in Crouch's case, he'll already be blocking their view by standing on the ground...

 

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NorthStandSteward

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Jan 14, 2014

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• Dec 9, 2014

• #15

GingerBeerMan said:

And playing shit teams

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False.

http://www.ongoalsscored.com/2011/08/07/the-peter-crouch-myth/

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

11,726

• Dec 9, 2014

• #16

GingerBeerMan said:

And playing shit teams

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This is Adrian Durham's contention isn't it? That Crouchy is basically useless against any half decent team. I seem to remember him banging this drum on TalkSport a while back and being roundly disproved a million times over by even the most braindead caller (and Goughy FFS). Can't remember the details and don't really know the stats, but I'm always inclined to position myself away from Durham for obvious reasons.

 

Grombleton

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Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Dec 9, 2014

• #17

MattBackHome said:

This is Adrian Durham's contention isn't it? That Crouchy is basically useless against any half decent team. I seem to remember him banging this drum on TalkSport a while back and being roundly disproved a million times over by even the most braindead caller (and Goughy FFS). Can't remember the details and don't really know the stats, but I'm always inclined to position myself away from Durham for obvious reasons.

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But it's well known that Durham is a tiresome tool.

 

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MattBackHome

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Jul 7, 2003

11,726

• Dec 9, 2014

• #18

Grombleton said:

But it's well known that Durham is a tiresome tool.

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Precisely.

 

strings

Moving further North...

Feb 19, 2006

9,965

Barnsley

• Dec 9, 2014

• #19

Professionally, I have worked staff from the 'Community' arm of Stoke City Football Club. I have been told that all first team Stoke players are required to do some work with Stoke City in the Community, however Peter Crouch always goes above and beyond. Also, apparently, he is a really nice bloke.

Peter Crouch

 

jimhigham

Je Suis Rhino

Apr 25, 2009

7,738

Woking

• Dec 9, 2014

• #20

I was at the Kasabian gig on Thursday. My daughter bagged a ticket for the Friday. We were both of the opinion that they were monumentally good. Mr Crouch seemed to think so too.

Just saying.