Spun Cuppa
Thanks Greens :(
I'll start...
You've got to feel sorry for Santa
He only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa...
She was only a Palace fan
She met a Kingston man
At it they got
He gave her the lot
And now he dodges her clan...
Over to you, mirthmeisters...
You've got to feel sorry for Santa
He only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney...
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa...
She was only a Palace fan
She met a Kingston man
At it they got
He gave her the lot
And now he dodges her clan...
Over to you, mirthmeisters...