***The OFFICIAL Christmas 2014 JOKES thread***

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Dec 6, 2014

• #1

I'll start...


You've got to feel sorry for Santa

He only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney...


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa...


She was only a Palace fan

She met a Kingston man

At it they got

He gave her the lot

And now he dodges her clan...



Over to you, mirthmeisters...

 

DarrenFreemansPerm

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Sep 28, 2010

17,335

Shoreham

• Dec 6, 2014

• #2

what did the scarf say to the hat, I'll hang around here, you go on a head

 

Grombleton

Surrounded by <div>s

Dec 31, 2011

7,356

• Dec 6, 2014

• #3

Our league position

 

carteater

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2014

4,825

West Sussex

• Dec 6, 2014

• #4

Brighton & Hove Albion F.C.

 

Luke93

STAND OR FALL

Jun 23, 2013

5,030

Shoreham

• Dec 6, 2014

• #5

Semi Hyypia. He's made no one Hyypia.

 

SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member

Jul 31, 2012

11,717

Incommunicado

• Dec 6, 2014

• #6

When your in a hole----SHUT YOUR MOUTH

 

JamesAndTheGiantHead

Well-known member

Sep 2, 2011

6,270

Worthing

• Dec 6, 2014

• #7

what it is father christmas's favourite musician thats right its elf-is presley bye

 

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Bombadier Botty

Complete Twaddle

Jun 2, 2008

3,258

• Dec 6, 2014

• #8

Hyypia (in Bloom's office last Monday): "I feel it's time for me to resign Mr Bloom."
Tony: "Nah, you'll tide us over through the festive period Samuel."

 

carteater

Well-known member

Jan 1, 2014

4,825

West Sussex

• Dec 7, 2014

• #9

Bombadier Botty said:

Hyypia (in Bloom's office last Monday): "I feel it's time for me to resign Mr Bloom."
Tony: "Nah, you'll tide us over through the festive period Samuel."

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