El Presidente-a sign of the times.

The Merry Prankster

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Aug 19, 2006

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• Dec 6, 2014

• #1

You know that things have sunk to an low point when El Presidente storms out of the game on the 80th minute. Never seen a man so angry. Even the soul wrenching pleas of the fragrant Mrs. El P, tears in the bottomless pools that are her eyes, could not dissuade him. Younger fans clutching at their father's hands in bewilderment. The great man gone. Hope abandoned.

Nothing beside remains.

 

SIMMO SAYS

Well-known member

Jul 31, 2012

11,715

Incommunicado

• Dec 6, 2014

• #2

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Jul 5, 2003

39,707

Pattknull med Haksprut

• Dec 6, 2014

• #3

SIMMO SAYS said:

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

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So did I.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,960

Eastbourne

• Dec 6, 2014

• #4

SIMMO SAYS said:

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

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Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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happypig said:

Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

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I've been married to a woman twice!

 

SIMMO SAYS

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Jul 31, 2012

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• Dec 6, 2014

• #6

happypig said:

Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

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Ernest

Stupid IDIOT

Nov 8, 2003

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LOONEY BIN

• Dec 6, 2014

• #7

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

 

Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail

Aug 22, 2005

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Sūþsēaxe: The Land of the South Saxons

• Dec 6, 2014

• #8

El Presidente said:

I've been married to a woman twice!

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She was a fool for letting you go the first time, I'm glad she saw sense.

 

Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy

Jul 6, 2003

16,077

Haywards Heath

• Dec 6, 2014

• #9

El Presidente said:

I've been married to a woman twice!

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What was her name?

edit: Pah! beaten to it by BOF.

 

Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

61,753

Location Location

• Dec 6, 2014

• #10

El P - were you in your ELF outfit ?

(apols for my tardiness on WS by the way...its a long story)

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Dec 6, 2014

• #11

El Presidente said:

I've been married to a woman twice!

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'Once is co-incidence, twice is...' etc.

Ian Fleming

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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Easy 10 said:

El P - were you in your ELF outfit ?

(apols for my tardiness on WS by the way...its a long story)

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I feel SPURNED x

 

SIMMO SAYS

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Jul 31, 2012

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• Dec 6, 2014

• #13

Ernest said:

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

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Had my replacement Albion Winter Coat on today buying the Christmas Tree for the SIMMO family

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Dec 6, 2014

• #14

Bigamy is having too many wives

And so is monogamy...

 

El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton

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The Merry Prankster said:

You know that things have sunk to an low point when El Presidente storms out of the game on the 80th minute. Never seen a man so angry. Even the soul wrenching pleas of the fragrant Mrs. El P, tears in the bottomless pools that are her eyes, could not dissuade him. Younger fans clutching at their father's hands in bewilderment. The great man gone. Hope abandoned.

Nothing beside remains.

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Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

 

Hungry Joe

SINNEN

Oct 22, 2004

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Heading for shore

• Dec 6, 2014

• #16

El Presidente said:

Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

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I'd imagine being still legally over the drink drive limit probably helped.

 

The Merry Prankster

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Aug 19, 2006

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Shoreham Beach

• Dec 6, 2014

• Thread starter
• #17

El Presidente said:

Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

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It must be love, love, love......

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

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SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Dec 6, 2014

• #18

Ernest said:

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

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We never seemed to get round the back of there defence..sign him up

 

LamieRobertson

Not awoke

Feb 3, 2008

46,675

SHOREHAM BY SEA

• Dec 6, 2014

• #19

SIMMO SAYS said:

Had my replacement Albion Winter Coat on today buying the Christmas Tree for the SIMMO family

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Best not let Ernest near it

 

Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores

Jul 15, 2004

18,067

Vamanos Pest

• Dec 6, 2014

• #20

Has it driven him to drink